Endless Ends

I have not actually seen or read the Twilight series. 🤷‍♀️

This appalls people for some reason. 😂
I love you more for that statement than you will know.

Sparkly sun-immune vampires. Fie I say! Balderdash!
If Muscles were here he would point out that you have a . . . I really cannot find a polite euphemism.

You are just going to have to figure it out for yourself! 🫣
That’s why I said “metal sword”.
 
Wanna know who can be thanked for bringing me to Literotica all those years ago? Young (18+) Indie looking for Sci-Fi smut after watching Twilight.
So a bonus to our world.

But it’s also responsible for 50 Shades of Stupid.
Have you read it in French? 🔥
Do I look edumacated to you?
And your point is? 🤨
Lady vampires are generally hot. Even when the daddy vampire is a rotting corpse.
Plus. The Vampyre and The Bride of Corinth, two others that predate Nosferatu.
He’s just a rich dude in the first link, probably stinks to high heaven. Your second link is another sexy vampiress. Not a vampire.

I reject your argument and substitute my own as the more valid. Vampires = rotting undead corpse
Vampiress = sexy killer undead seductress
I fear you are losing this argument, mister. 😝
Oh, most assuredly. That has never kept me from swinging my big sword around as if I know everything.
 
There are occasionally strange crashes on the farmhouse roof.

Always at night. No obvious reason.

There are never any branches down or any visible damage. Even my SO - Who has a logical explanation for everything, because he has engineer brain. 🙄 - has no clue what's happening.

These incidents have been ramping up this last year or so.

I am more and more convinced that it's a werewolf.

And that it's messing with me. 😳

That would be prior to, you know, it ripping me apart one night as I lie sleeping.

I have started sleeping with a sword under the bed when the SO is out of town.

Yes, I have a sword. ⚔️

No, do not ask. 🤣
Wouldn’t the logical answer be that the wood is cracking (sound-wise) through expansion and contraction?
Do you notice it mostly when the temperature changes dramatically? Sundown/sunrise?
Or it could be werewolves on the roof. 🤷‍♂️
 
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