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[Endless_Night]

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Now the girlie werewolf? Maybe a little thigh waxing and we’re in business.

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Nosferatu is an anomaly.

A worthy anomaly, but still an anomaly.

As for the werewolf images - the last one has human breasts. You'll get argument from certain quarters on that one.

 

[Apisto42]

I have not actually seen or read the Twilight series.

This appalls people for some reason.

I love you more for that statement than you will know.

Sparkly sun-immune vampires. Fie I say! Balderdash!

If Muscles were here he would point out that you have a . . . I really cannot find a polite euphemism.

You are just going to have to figure it out for yourself!

That’s why I said “metal sword”.

 

[Endless_Night]

Alas, still no. Believe me, I have explored so many possibilities.

What? And cut into my really terrible horror movie watching?!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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Now the girlie werewolf? Maybe a little thigh waxing and we’re in business.

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You can't use movies as proof, egomaniacal Bunny! (E adjectives aren't great)

Vampyre legends have existed for millennia. Way before Nosferatu. I will fight you on this.

My sword is bigger and less... fleshy than yours.

 

[Endless_Night]

Sparkly sun-immune vampires.

Wait. What?!?!?!?!

 

[Apisto42]

Nosferatu is an anomaly.

A worthy anomaly, but still an anomaly.

As for the werewolf images - the last one has human breasts. You'll get argument from certain quarters on that one.

He’s the original! The archetype!

(Yes, I know the older legends too, but since we’re here and our host loves old movies I’m being pedantic)

 

[Indie_]

Wait. What?!?!?!?!

Shhhh. Don't worry about it.

 

[Apisto42]

Shhhh. Don't worry about it.

Yes, forget the abomination that is twilight even exists.

 

[Indie_]

Yes, forget the abomination that is twilight even exists.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

 

[Endless_Night]

Vampyre legends have existed for millennia. Way before Nosferatu. I will fight you on this.

Wasn't Carmilla before Nosferatu?

I believe so. Definitely on the erotic side.

 

[Apisto42]

I watched one of them, twice, back to back, in a doctors waiting room in Puerto Rico.

Thankfully I was spared the dialogue because it was dubbed in Spanish.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am sensing a range of opinions on the subject of the Twilight.

 

[Apisto42]

Wasn't Carmilla before Nosferatu?

I believe so. Definitely on the erotic side.

Yeah, but she’s a lesbian and a lipstick one too!

 

[Indie_]

Wanna know who can be thanked for bringing me to Literotica all those years ago? Young (18+) Indie looking for Sci-Fi smut after watching Twilight.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wasn't Carmilla before Nosferatu?

I believe so. Definitely on the erotic side.

Absolutely!

Yeah, but she’s a lesbian and a lipstick one too!

Have you read it in French?

 

[Endless_Night]

Yeah, but she’s a lesbian and a lipstick one too!

And your point is?

Plus. The Vampyre and The Bride of Corinth, two others that predate Nosferatu.

I fear you are losing this argument, mister.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you read it in French?

Alas, I have not.

I really need to work on that whole multilingual thing.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

 

[Endless_Night]

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Ooh. This one looks interesting. La Morte Amoureuse.

 

[Apisto42]

Wanna know who can be thanked for bringing me to Literotica all those years ago? Young (18+) Indie looking for Sci-Fi smut after watching Twilight.

So a bonus to our world.

But it’s also responsible for 50 Shades of Stupid.

Have you read it in French?

Do I look edumacated to you?

And your point is?

Lady vampires are generally hot. Even when the daddy vampire is a rotting corpse.

Plus. The Vampyre and The Bride of Corinth, two others that predate Nosferatu.

He’s just a rich dude in the first link, probably stinks to high heaven. Your second link is another sexy vampiress. Not a vampire.

I reject your argument and substitute my own as the more valid. Vampires = rotting undead corpse
Vampiress = sexy killer undead seductress

I fear you are losing this argument, mister.

Oh, most assuredly. That has never kept me from swinging my big sword around as if I know everything.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ooh. This one looks interesting. La Morte Amoureuse.

Leave it to those Frenchies!

 

[Indie_]

So a bonus to our world.

But it’s also responsible for 50 Shades of Stupid

Wow.

Bring up coke next and there goes everything I ever loved in my twenties.

 

[Apisto42]

Wow.

Bring up coke next and there goes everything I ever loved in my twenties.

It’s okay babe, you didn’t have your full brain yet.

 

[Indie_]

It’s okay babe, you didn’t have your full brain yet.

I'm not sure my forties are any better.

 

[hotwords229_A]

There are occasionally strange crashes on the farmhouse roof.

Always at night. No obvious reason.

There are never any branches down or any visible damage. Even my SO - Who has a logical explanation for everything, because he has engineer brain. - has no clue what's happening.

These incidents have been ramping up this last year or so.

I am more and more convinced that it's a werewolf.

And that it's messing with me.

That would be prior to, you know, it ripping me apart one night as I lie sleeping.

I have started sleeping with a sword under the bed when the SO is out of town.

Yes, I have a sword.

No, do not ask.

Wouldn’t the logical answer be that the wood is cracking (sound-wise) through expansion and contraction?
Do you notice it mostly when the temperature changes dramatically? Sundown/sunrise?
Or it could be werewolves on the roof.