Endless Ends

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

*sword solidarity chest bump*

Well, I don't say that I can wield with it any accuracy.

Cat for scale. It comes up to my shoulders and I have to use both hands to "wield" it.

 

[Peter_Out]

Yes, I have a sword.

All the best people do

No, do not ask.

Reenactment?

Sorry, but I never do as I'm told

 

[Endless_Night]

Sorry, but I never do as I'm told

Inherited. Sort of.

 

[Endless_Night]

Werewolves Within (2021).

Lupine. Scary. Comedy.

I approve.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Werewolves Within (2021).

Lupine. Scary. Comedy.

I approve.

I’ve wondered about that one. Never watched.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ve wondered about that one. Never watched.

No nudity.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*discards instantly*

I jest.

 

[Apisto42]

No nudity.

They’re allowed to make werewolf movies without boobs? I thought that was a requirement.

 

[hotwords229_A]

They’re allowed to make werewolf movies without boobs? I thought that was a requirement.

If it’s not a law, it should be!

 

[hotwords229_A]

If it’s not a law, it should be!

@Wand3rlust reacted with a sad face, let me clarify (I’m not sure if sad face was for the lack of nudity or my suggestion of creating a law requiring nudity for werewolves).

Anyone waking up in the forest after a night of werewolfism should be nude. Equal opportunity nude scenes male or female. Werewolves don’t wear pants and mermaids should not wear seashell bikini tops.

So Sayeth the law of Hotwords.

 

[Apisto42]

@Wand3rlust reacted with a sad face, let me clarify (I’m not sure if sad face was for the lack of nudity or my suggestion of creating a law requiring nudity for werewolves).

Anyone waking up in the forest after a night of werewolfism should be nude. Equal opportunity nude scenes male or female. Werewolves don’t wear pants and mermaids should not wear seashell bikini tops.

So Sayeth the law of Hotwords.

 

[Endless_Night]

So Sayeth the law of Hotwords.

Is this anything like Niven's Laws? Probably not.

So, Muscles.

Do you have a list? Is it only the two laws?

I feel this has possibilities.

 

[hotoldrguy]

@Wand3rlust reacted with a sad face, let me clarify (I’m not sure if sad face was for the lack of nudity or my suggestion of creating a law requiring nudity for werewolves).

Anyone waking up in the forest after a night of werewolfism should be nude. Equal opportunity nude scenes male or female. Werewolves don’t wear pants and mermaids should not wear seashell bikini tops.

So Sayeth the law of Hotwords.

 

[GetNerdy]

Anyone waking up in the forest after a night of werewolfism should be nude. Equal opportunity nude scenes male or female. Werewolves don’t wear pants and mermaids should not wear seashell bikini tops.

Seconded!

If I have to run home awkwardly shielding myself once a lunar cycle then so should thI've said too much

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is this anything like Niven's Laws? Probably not.

Yes, but his are intellectually thought out and reasonable.
Mine are a little more self serving.

So, Muscles.

Do you have a list? Is it only the two laws?

I feel this has possibilities.

I’ll have to get back to you on this.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also, why are Dracula’s clothes invisible in a mirror and why do they also change into a bat, wolf, fog, etc.?

Surely his clothes aren’t vampires too?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Also, why are Dracula’s clothes invisible in a mirror and why do they also change into a bat, wolf, fog, etc.?

Surely his clothes aren’t vampires too?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I do remember that the invisible man had to get naked to be invisible...

 

[Apisto42]

Also, why are Dracula’s clothes invisible in a mirror and why do they also change into a bat, wolf, fog, etc.?

Surely his clothes aren’t vampires too?

Back then there was the vapors of the ether so his clothes were just of him and we don’t think about it too much!

Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Back then there was the vapors of the ether so his clothes were just of him and we don’t think about it too much!

Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

What do you mean?
He isn’t really wearing clothes? It’s a spell he put on us?
It’s kind of weird to think that Dracula is totally nude and we are all just imagining he’s wearing clothes!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I do remember that the invisible man had to get naked to be invisible...

And he was out in the snow, so even if he was visible, parts of him wouldn’t have been!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Or maybe he wears the clothes he was buried in and somehow they get vampirized in the grave. Just spitballing here

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shush. Don't worry your pretty little heads about such things.. Just lie back now... relax... acceptance is the way forward...

 

[Apisto42]

What do you mean?
He isn’t really wearing clothes? It’s a spell he put on us?
It’s kind of weird to think that Dracula is totally nude and we are all just imagining he’s wearing clothes!

I blame the puritans. I mean, I blame the Puritans for a lot of things, but shapeshifters whose clothes change with them is a big one.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Shush. Don't worry your pretty little heads about such things.. Just lie back now... relax... acceptance is the way forward...

why does that sound somewhat arousing?