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[barefootgirl69]

I think my cock is really nice. You'll really love it. You really will!

You better be talking about a rooster!

 

[37_ttej]

You better be talking about a roadster!

I said, I'm doing 69.

 

[wildebird]

I say, is that cyst benign?

No worries; I'm clean!

 

[37_ttej]

No worries; I'm a queen!

Royalty on Lit!?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Loyalty on Lit!?

Of course, someone needs to be your friend!

 

[37_ttej]

Of course, someone needs to be your friend with benefits!

I've been browsing the 'who wants to fuck me' threads but there doesn't seem to be any eager volunteers.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've been browsing. Who wants to fuck me? Any eager volunteers?

You could always post an ad in personals.

 

[Hornblende]

You could always post in AmPics.

I have, as requested

 

[BurningMonkey]

I have been sequestered.

Uh, oh...what did you do this time?

 

[Hornblende]

Uh, oh...what did you do that was sublime?

I'm not giving you the juicy details

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm not giving in to her juicy tail.

Oh, c'mon--opportunity only knocks once, you know.

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, c'mon--the postman always rings twice , you know.

You and your soft porn movies...

 

[BurningMonkey]

You and your hot, horny moves...

Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sometimes my 'thing' works, sometimes it doesn't...

No wonder you're always watching soft porn. ..

 

[MausAss]

I always wonder what it would be like to star in porn. ..

Well, if you're feeling camera shy you can always practice with me until you feel ready.

 

[Hornblende]

Well, if I'm feeling really shy I can always practice on my own .

What, with all of Lit at your, er, fingertips?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I pick my nose with my fingertips.

Please wash your hands, and meet me in the bedroom.

 

[BurningMonkey]

..............

 

[Hornblende]

Please tie my hands, and meet me in the bedroom.

Your wish is my command

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wish I could be in charge

Maybe later, when I get back home.

 

[Hornblende]

I'll be on my back when I get home.

I'm counting on it

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm playing with it

yes yes...we can all see that...now put some clothes on....

 

[37_ttej]

Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You go, girl!

 

[barefootgirl69]

BLAHAHA! ! FIRST THING I SEE THIS MORNING HAS TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE! JETT, THANK FOR THE LAUGHTER!!!

 

[Hornblende]

FIRST THING I SEE THIS MORNING IS CUM ROLLING DOWN MY FACE!

Well you asked for it