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[Hornblende]

(see what I did in your boat?)

Well that wasn't very friendly

 

[37_ttej]

Well that was very friendly

Not everyday you get offered glazed cinnamon buns in the park, is it?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Not everybody you meet wants your crazed Chinese nuns in their car.

Um, I don't even want to know...

 

[Hornblende]

Um, I don't even want it to snow...

Where's your festive spirit?

 

[BurningMonkey]

What're your festive spirits?

Glass of eggnog, with extra rum.

 

[Hornblende]

Glass of eggnog, with extra cum.

Now that's not my cup of tea

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'd rather a cup of pee.

Add some vodka--it will improve your attitude, if not the flavor.

 

[Hornblende]

Add some vodka--it will improve your altitude, if not the flavor.

Are you suggesting I get high?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Are you suggesting I get her high first?

If that's what it takes...

 

[Hornblende]

I'll bring the cakes...

Who said you were allowed to watch?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Am I allowed to watch?

Sure, but I'm only baking pies right now.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Sure; I'm spanking my honey pie right now.

Let me get some popcorn...

 

[Hornblende]

Let me get Hornblende..

I'm on my way

 

[BurningMonkey]

You're in my way

If you just move your head, we can both see.

 

[Hornblende]

If she gives you head, we can both see.

Hey! Get your voyeur kicks elsewhere!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hey! I have sticky underwear!

Not my problem that you're a quick shot.

 

[Hornblende]

Not my preference that you're quite hot.

Nice of you to say so, but I'm not into monkeys

 

[BurningMonkey]

Nice of you to play; I lost my monkeys.

If you paid them better, they wouldn't leave.

 

[Hornblende]

If you paid them better, they'd eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare

I think that's unlikely to be. Or not....

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's unlikely I'll be caught....

Just because you can't see us doesn't mean we can't see you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's unlikely I'd play with your monkey...

Oh, but I wouldn't mind.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I have a good mind.

I know you do, but that's not all that attracts me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You know, its really your mind that attracts me.

Mm hmm. I can't tell by the way your hand is in your pocket.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Mm hmm. Is that a flashlight in your pocket?

That's an old line, but it still works on me.

 

[Hornblende]

That's a fleshlight, but it still works on me.

Yes, but the cleaning up... Ugh!