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[yellow_rose71]

Is she REALLY like that?

I don't think we should kiss and tell.

 

[cowslinger64]

I crave having you motorboat me.

Yes!!!

 

[Hornblende]

I think we should fuck and tell.

I like your style

 

[BurningMonkey]

I like your smile

That wasn't what I was looking at...

 

[Hornblende]

I'm covered in cooking fat..

Whatever floats your boat

 

[BurningMonkey]

Fill up this gravy boat

I would, but I don't cum that much.

 

[Hornblende]

I would do Benedict Cumberbatch

You and half the female population

 

[BurningMonkey]

You take this half the female population, I'll take the other half.

An equitable division.

 

[Hornblende]

An exquisite diversion.

I couldn't agree more

 

[may_I_please]

An inequitable division. Do I choose top half or bottom half.

I suppose that depends on how much you like blow jobs doesn't it?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I know how much you like blow jobs - doesn't this feel good?

Why yes...yes it does.....thank you...

 

[Learin]

Oh yes...yes.....thank you...

So much for subtelty.

 

[37_ttej]

So much for being a sub.

Can't handle being told what to do, huh?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't handle being told what to do!

Well, you don't have to throw a temper tantrum!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well, you don't have to tell me I have a temper!

I was just noticing you were a bit grouchy, that's all... *takes a few steps backwards...slowly*

 

[37_ttej]

I was just noticing you were a bit ouchy, that's all... *pushes a bit more slowly*

A bit more lube'd be a treat too.

 

[Hornblende]

Doing without lube'd be a treat too.

Ouch. That sounds painful

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Ouch . That tastes awful

There there! Puke it out.

 

[37_ttej]

Aaargh! AAARGH!!! Take it out!!!

It's only a teensy butt plug.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

I ONLY take huge butt plugs .

That's a brave lad.

 

[37_ttej]

That's a big lad.

I said largesse. Largesse, not 'large ass'!

 

[Learin]

I have a large ass. Large ass, not 'largesse'!

Yeah, yeah, we heard you the first time.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Yeah, yeah, I wanted to be with you the first time.

Aaah you don't say!!

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah, yeah, we found you the first time.

You really suck at 'hide and seek', huh?

Aaah you don't spray it!!

Get your wang outta my face!

 

[BurningMonkey]

She sucked you off during 'hide and seek', huh?

Yes. I wondered at first why she insisted that we hide together...