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[BurningMonkey]

Don't sell your sister, be possessive!

Keep it in the family, I say...

 

[Hornblende]

I'm in the family way

I didn't think modern science had progressed that far

 

[BurningMonkey]

I don't think the scene is impressive so far

Wait. It gets better when they switch to doggy.

 

[Hornblende]

Wait. I get better when I go dogging.

Watch out for the cold weather

 

[BurningMonkey]

Watch out for the police.

They never come down this particular lane--the chief hangs out here.

 

[Hornblende]

I've never cum in this particular way--the chef gives me too much beer.

I'd lay off the hard stuff

 

[BurningMonkey]

I gave her a hard stuffing.

That's how she likes it, I've heard.

 

[Hornblende]

That's the way (aha aha) I like it.

Ah - seventies disco is your preference?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ah - doing it under a disco ball is your preference?

I like the little colored lights.

 

[TomBoner]

I like the little flavored condums.

Those never really impressed me too much.

 

[37_ttej]

That don't impress me much.

But I really do look like Brad Pitt!

 

[Hornblende]

But I really do look like William Pitt the Elder!

I love the wig!

 

[37_ttej]

I love the pig!

Everybody loves bacon!

 

[Hornblende]

A well known public figure loves bacon!

Ah, Prime Minister! Good to see you.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Everybody loves makin' bacon!

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm/After they've seen Pareee...

 

[TomBoner]

How you gonna keep 'em down in bed after they've seen your penis ...

Well ... mine tends to keep them around. Sorry to hear about yours.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well ... mine tends to make them laugh. Sorry to say it, but there it is.

You have my sympathies.

 

[TomBoner]

You have me in awe.

Nothing really. I assume you make up for it in different ways.

 

[Hornblende]

I like wearing make up in different ways.

I'm sure you look sensational

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm sure I will look sensational

Yes, of course, just a little more rogue and a touch of lipstick, you'll look fantastic.

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, of course, with my lips around you, you'll look fantastic.

What an amazingly kind offer

 

[TomBoner]

What a silly offer

The woman offers you a blow job and you call it silly?!?

 

[Hornblende]

The woman offers you a blow job and you call it silky?!?

That's what I said

 

[BurningMonkey]

I want to give a blow job but I can't find a taker.

Look in the personals. I'm sure you'll find someone.

 

[BurningMonkey]

That's good head.

I agree.