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[37_ttej]

Yes. I wondered at first why she insisted that we play 'hide the sausage' ...

Ah, the butcher's favorite game!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ah, the lecher's favorite game!

WE have so many, it's hard to pick a favorite.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have so many boogers , it's hard to pick my nose

Just get a tissue and blow!

 

[37_ttej]

Just get a tissue and blot!

Umm, you've got some - cum? - on your blouse just there ...

 

[wildebird]

Hon, could you come closer...just touch me, here......

I don't think I know you well enough for that!

 

[MagicaPractica]

I don't think I know you but tit for tat.

Do you have tattoos? I've been thinking about getting one.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Do you have Grey Poupon? I've been making sandwiches .

Yup, that's we need, more sandwiches.

 

[wildebird]

Oh, yes, that's what I need - more hand action!.

Here, I know what to do... is this the way you like it?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Here, I know just the way you like it.

And you're willing to give it to me?

 

[wildebird]

For ten shillings you'll give it to me?

WHAT??? When you said hand action, I thought...but you must want the glove store down the street.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

When you said hard pounding action, I thought "I'm in heaven"...but you must want me down in the street.

I like push limits.

 

[37_ttej]

I like to punch dimwits.

I'm sorry, but - no matter the provocation - this board has a strict 'no bullying' policy.

 

[wildebird]

I like bush babies.
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They're cute, but my favorite night creature is the flying squirrel.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm sorry, but this board has a strict 'no boundary pushing' policy.

The mods take all the fun out of it.

You're cute, you're my favorite tonight, come flying with me.

Let's go!

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm sorry, but - no matter the topic - this thread has a high bull shit level.

We do pile it strong and deep.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

i do suck it long and deep.

Good. That's the way to have a lollipop.

 

[wildebird]

She's always grabbing my buns for the fun of it.



Let go!

Well, when you wriggle them at me that way, I just want to squeeze 'em!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, when you wriggle them at me that way, I just want to squeeze 'em!

Well, ok, for you!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, you're ok, I guess...

Being particular now?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm quite particular, ya know?

I didn't. ..thanks for telling me.

 

[Lia Monde]

I was never particular ... thanks for implying I'm loose.

Hey, the more the merrier.

 

[37_ttej]

Hey, the more the messier.

Thank goodness I'm not the cleaner at Orgies 'R' Us.

 

[Hornblende]

Thank goodness I'm the fluffer at Orgies 'R' Us.

It's a perfectly honourable role..

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's a perfectly horrible show..

For as much as they charge, you'd think they'd find better talent.

 

[Hornblende]

I dare not charge proportionally to my talent.

Don't sell yourself short, be positive!