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[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, I'm looking for a gainfully employed gigolo.

Aren't we all?

 

[Hornblende]

Yeah, I'm painfully employed. As a human dildo

Try using a bit more lube

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Try to grow a bit more boob!

You like a good man boob?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You know a good man lube?

You been looking at my tumblr?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Have you been hooking on Trumble?

Uh...that's my evil twin, Skippy.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Uh...that's my favorite thing, Skippy.

I didn't know Barefootgirl was named Skippy?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I didn't know Barefootgirl was a tripper?

Yeah, she tokes all the time, man.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, I masturbate all the time, man.

And, we needed to know that, why??

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I need to know every detail about your masturbation.

I kind of find masturbation discussion erotic too.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I find masturbation groups to join.

Circle-jerks have never gone out of style.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Jerk chicken will never go out of style.

I won't disagree, it's good food. And thanks for the change of topic man, kind of gets us out of embarrassing discussions.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I want chickpeas; they're good food. And red beans and rice; but they kind of give me embarrassing flatulence.

Uh, would you mind standing downwind?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I love sailing downwind!

Me too! Spinnaker work is the best!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Me too! 'Spinner' girls are the best!

The ones so small you can spin them while they're sitting on you...

 

[37_ttej]

Mine's so small you can spin on it without feeling a thing.

My sympathies, man.

 

[Hornblende]

My pathetic tan.

Call yourself an Aussie?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ever had yourself an Aussie girl?

No, but I heard they're really wild.

 

[Hornblende]

Never caught one in the wild.

Have you considered looking in the zoo?

 

[BurningMonkey]

They breed them in the zoo.

Really? Are they accepting volunteers?

 

[TomBoner]

Really? Are they accepting VD?

Nobody just accepts VD do they?

 

[Hornblende]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, do they?

A Monty Python quotation for every occasion

 

[BurningMonkey]

A Monty Python sketch about spanking and oral sex

"There's only one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon."

 

[Hornblende]

"There's only one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon."

 

[BurningMonkey]

I smile at pussy jokes.

So do we all.

 

[Hornblende]

Sodomy is all

I sometimes agree with this