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[BurningMonkey]

Stare all you like, it gives me great pleasure

When you flash it like that, I can't help it.

 

[Hornblende]

When I flash it like that, I get arrested

Somebody call a policeman

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Somebody get out the cuffs!

Oh you sweet talker, you!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh you streetwalker you!

Walk the streets with me...!

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Curl up in the sheets with me...!

I don't know - I hear you're a bit of a cover-hog.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Barf on the streets like me...!

I try not to drink that much!

 

[Hornblende]

I won't blow you - I hear you're a bit of a cover-hog.

That's a harsh punishment...

 

[BurningMonkey]

.....Too slow buffer. Maybe later.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

That's hardly a punishment...

What were you expecting? Whips and chains?

 

[Hornblende]

If you're insisting, I'll take Whips and chains...

Whatever floats your librarian boat!

 

[TomBoner]

Whatever satisfies your librarian lusts!

Don't you know that NOTHING satisfies a librarians lusts!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Quit rocking the boat!

I can't control my thrashing.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Don't you know that NOTHING satisfies a librarians lusts!

I resemble that remark.

I can't control this thrush.

Have you tried antibiotics?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I resemble that remarkable woman, Rosalind Franklin.

Have you tried any biologists?

No, are biologists better lovers?

 

[37_ttej]

No biologists are better lovers.

You want to do it, not hear about how it all works.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't know how to do it, I need to be shown how it all works.

Damn, that's an interesting pick up line dude...

 

[37_ttej]

Damn, that's an awesome pick up line dude...

You know what they say abouy guys with really big feet?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You know what they say about guys with really big feet? Remind me.

Well, if a guy has really big feet, he'd do my dishes. It's true! I wouldn't lie!

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Well, if a guy has really big mind he'd do me right now.. It's true! I would lay down !

It's not the size of the organ...

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's not the size of the shovel in the shed..

Its how deep you can go with it.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Its how deep you can let his tongue go in it.

Provided that won't make you buckle..

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm having some trouble with my buckle..

Simple answer: Velcro.

 

[Hornblende]

I like being restrained with Velcro.

You should try super glue

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

You should try my super goo!

Might work if you're trying to get her pregnant again!

 

[37_ttej]

Mightn't work if you're trying to meet her parents again!

Yeah, I'm gainfully employed. As a gigolo.