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[BurningMonkey]

I can't do it... pick someone else... I want to go home....

There, there; she's a demanding one, to be sure. Don't despair. You'll get it.

 

[yellow_rose71]

There, there; she's worth it, that one, to be sure. Don't despair. She'll pick you.

You can all help. Now get undressed!

 

[BurningMonkey]

You can all help me get dressed!

Ooh! Ooh! Are you going to wear the little French Maid outfit again?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Ooh! Ooh! Are you going to wear the little French Toast outfit again?

I have to admit... that was a weird fetish..... I got too much syrup in my hair.

 

[Stillstiff]

I have to admit... that was a weird fetish..... I got too much syrup in my hair. Maybe nice time we could try chocolate syrup someplace else.

I just bought a large container of Hershey's syrup.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I brought a large tube of Hershey lube.

Ah, I'll pass on the anal, thanks...

 

[yellow_rose71]

Ah, I'll pass on the.... colonial urinal, thanks...

Hey......are you watching the Antiques Roadshow again??
You're not focusing.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hey......are you reading about antique sex toys again??
You're not focusing.

Sorry, baby. I'll speed up again soon...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll speed up again soon...

Hurry up, or we'll be late!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Um, honey? I'm late...

HOW late??

 

[yellow_rose71]

How late is the post office open? I need to mail my Santa letter.

Wow, I wouldn't have thought that.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Wow, I wouldn't have resisted that .

No need to....

 

[Lia Monde]

No need to rush. The rest of us will take a number.

It's good to see there's order in this brothel.

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's good to see you here in the brothel.

Its certainly a nice surprise to see you working here...

 

[37_ttej]

Its certainly no surprise to see you working here...

Although maybe not the best choice of moniker for a zoo employee. Just saying.

 

[BurningMonkey]

That's maybe not the best choice of toy for a female chimpanzee. Just saying.

Do you think a rabbit vibrator would be more appropriate?

 

[37_ttej]

Do you think a rabbit would be a more appropriate vibrator?

You're not shoving a bunny up my arse!!

 

[babeee]

Please shove a bunny up my arse!!

I bet the ears will tickle

 

[37_ttej]

I bet the bears will tickle

I'm just waiting for them to eat Goldilocks!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm just waiting to eat you, Goldilocks!

I think you have the wrong fairy tale...

 

[37_ttej]

I think you have the wrong fairy's tail

Eep! I wanted to frolic with Tink, not Queen Mab!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Eep! I wanted to frolic with a twink, not Mad Max!

When you operate a gloryhole, you can't choose who's going to show up.

 

[37_ttej]

I'll pay that one, BM.

When you operate a morgue, you never know who's going to show up.

Say, isn't that Aunt Beatrice!?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'll pay that one, BM.

I look forward to it.

Say, isn't that ant pregnant!?

My, what sharp eyes you have, Grandma.

 

[37_ttej]

My, what sharp ears you have, Grandma.

She can hear a mouse masturbating in the paddock, I swear it!