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[BurningMonkey]

I sometimes play with myself.

And sometimes I play with others.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I agree Barefootgirl is awesome!!

Thanks, guys!! Good morning. ..I think you're awesome, too!

 

[Hornblende]

And sometimes I play with their mothers.

You're simply insatiable, aren't you?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Good morning. ..I like to toot my own horn!

It would feel better if I 'tooted' it for you.

You're simply incorrigible, aren't you?

That's what the nuns used to tell me.

 

[TomBoner]

That's what the priest used to tell me to get my pants down.

I bet he had an easy time, hey?

 

[Hornblende]

I'm easy at any time of day?

Aren't all men?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Are we all men?

No, there are a few women here too.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

There are too few women here. Boo hoo.

Buck up, old chum. I'm sure some ladies will come along soon.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Fuck me old bum until the ladies come along.

Thanks; that's very generous of you.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Wanker; that's very onerous of you.

What? You offered!

 

[BurningMonkey]

What? You boffed her?

She told me she wasn't that kind of girl!

 

[QuietLibrarian]

I told you we could go for a whirl!

I didn't know you meant dancing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I didn't know you meant fucking.

Of course he meant fucking, it's lit after all.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Of course he's bent, Duckling, it's lit after all.

Is this the fetish board?

 

[Hornblende]

Is this the cheese board?

Do you have any Camembert?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Is this the foot fetish board?

Nope, sorry, foot fetishes are elsewhere, this is the just plain weirdo board.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Foot fetishes are everywhere, this is just plain weird.

Oh, I've known that since I came over to the forums!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, I've been horny since I came over to the forums!

Well if it gets too intense, you know my number.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well if it gets too intense, you know where I keep my lumber.

Good hardwood is hard to find.

 

[yellow_rose71]

A good Dagwood sandwich is hard to make.

It's really all about layering.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's really all about getting layed

Yeah, pretty much. But we all pretend it's about something deeper.

 

[Hornblende]

Yeah, I'm pretty much a spy. We all pretend I'm not a sleeper.

Well that's a shock revelation

 

[babeee]

Well that gave me a cock elevation

Morning glory is always appreciated.

 

[Hornblende]

Morning glory is always invaginated.

I should hope so too

 

[BurningMonkey]

I tried to grope her on the tube.

Did she like it?