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[BurningMonkey]

She once masturbated a mouse in the lab, I swear it!

Sex researchers are totally dedicated to their work.

 

[37_ttej]

Sex researchers are totally distractable at work.

Man, where are the 'positions wanted'? Where do I apply!?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Man, where are 'positions' manuals? Where did I leave them!?

Got the itch to try a new one?

 

[37_ttej]

Got an itch from trying a new guy?

Here, use this cream.

 

[babeee]

Here, use my cream.

Self-lubricating, I guess?

 

[37_ttej]

Self-lubricating guests?

Well that's a handy trick for the sex party.

 

[babeee]

I got a handjob at a trick or treat party.

Your costume must have been impressive!

 

[BurningMonkey]

My costume was very revealing!

What good is Halloween without a sexy girl in a slutty costume?

 

[Bitesback]

How good is Halloween with a slutty girl in a sexy costume?

Does wearing a costume for Halloween make you more likely to flirt?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Does unzipping your costume on Halloween constitute flirting?

Uh, yeah...I think that qualifies.

 

[vibes]

Uh, yeah...I think that sucks

Why did you do it then?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Why did you do her then?

Wives girlfriends are usually off limits.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Wives' girlfriends are usually kinky, hot, and eager.

Or so many would have you believe; my own experience, however, differs considerably.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

So many would ask you to leave; my own needs, however, require your attendance.

What can I do for you baby?

 

[BurningMonkey]

How can I do you baby?

Standing doggy would serve nicely.

 

[TomBoner]

Fuck me doggy style and I'll serve nicely.

Really ... you don't need to serve. We can just be equals.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I like soft-serve. Especially with sprinkles.

I prefer hard ice cream, in a bowl with syrup.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

I prefer it hard, and like to cover it in chocolate syrup.

Oh look - it's my favourite sweet treat!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh fuck - it's my favourite man meat!

Must munch on that straight away

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Must lunch before he gets away

I am starting to feel stuffed!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Let's lunch on that straight guy

I'm ready, ladies.

 

[Hornblende]

I want to feel stuffed!

What an inspiring thought!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm perspiring at the thought!

It must be very exciting.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

What kind of toys have you brought?

I didn't know we were having that kind of play date.

 

[Hornblende]

I know you want to watch me masturbate

Share all you like, it would be my pleasure