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[MausAss]

Dull Englishmen suck.

Well, hopefully their sucking skill can make up for their dullness.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well, women's sucking skills can make up for their dullness.

That seems a bit harsh as a generalization about women, don't you think?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Full monty coming up....

My eyes...my EYES!!!

 

[MausAss]

My eyes...you came in my EYES!!!

I hear that hurts. I feel for you, bro.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I hear spanking hurts. I want to feel you, bro.

Do you two want to be alone?

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Can we be alone?

Why yes...yes we can!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Why yes...yes I can!

Thank you, generous of you to offer to cook dinner.

 

[Learin]

Thank you, generous of you to offer to look "bigger".

I was drunk....I swear!

 

[MausAss]

I m dlunk....I swar!

Are you drunk? Is that what you're trying to say?

 

[Learin]

Are you a punk? Is that what you're trying to say?

I wouldn't say that even if I was.

 

[MausAss]

I would say that I am.

You've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?!

 

[may_I_please]

You've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel blue or do I feel pink?!

I think pink suits you better mousie ..it's more feminine

 

[MausAss]

I think I suit you better mousie ..I'm feminine

I wouldn't mind wearing you out.

 

[may_I_please]

I wouldn't mind wearing you out. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose agin

Arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[MausAss]

Argh Argh Argh Argh

Hi Pirate May, did you bring any booty?

 

[mamasota]

You think I'm looking for booty?

Well, now that you mention it

 

[MausAss]

Now you mentioned it again

It's because I like booty.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It's because I like boots.

Do you wear them for the mud?

 

[MausAss]

Do you wear them out stud?

Some booties you just want to use over and over.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Some booties you just want to spank over and over.

I have heard that is true.

 

[MausAss]

I know that is true.

So you're telling me you got a nice booty.

 

[yellow_rose71]

So you're telling me you just got nice new boots.

Yes, very warm yet sexy. Who knew?

 

[MausAss]

Yes, very hot and sexy. Who knew?

You're everything I look for in a woman, a nice booty and a vagina.

 

[yellow_rose71]

You're everything I look for in a woman, a nice booty and a vagina and a pulse.

Yes, I hear you can get two of the three in a vinyl toy.

 

[MausAss]

Yes, I hear you. Can you get me two or three vibrating toys?

Are you going to use all three at the same time?