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[BreezySnow]

Should we all get in a conga line?

Oh, that sounds like fun!!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Conga line sounds like fun!!

We get bonus points for exercise.

 

[BreezySnow]

As an added bonus it is exercise.

Exercise is always good!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Exercise is always good! You should try it

I am taking a page from your book. I'm trying to walk every day.

 

[PrurientProf]

I am taking a page from your book. I'm trying to walk like a duck every day.

Though that's a bit tricky without the webbed feet.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Though that's a bit tricky with those webbed feet.

It is hard to find shoes.

 

[PrurientProf]

It is hard to find shoes.

Yeah...all that custom ordering is a pain in the derriere

 

[yellow_rose71]

Yeah...all that custom ordering must be a pain in the derriere

Yes, I just repair the old ones with duck tape.




(sorry, it's wrong but the pun fought it's way out.)

 

[PrurientProf]

Yes, I just repair the old ones with duct tape.




(sorry, it's wrong but the pun fought its way out.)

Never apologize for making a wretched pun. Nothing wrong with exploiting the language for all its worth

 

[yellow_rose71]

Never apologize for making a wretched pun. But I should be editing your post to stick with the theme of the thread.

Don't worry. Most people get it soon.

Wait, wait..... I see what you did there... My bad

 

[Stillstiff]

If you don't get it soon, people will begin to complain.

It does take awhile to figure this out.

 

[PrurientProf]

Don't worry. Most people get it soon.

Wait, wait..... I see what you did there... 'Cause I'm so damned clever

Yup, figured as much...and apologies for letting my inner grammar pedant run free.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It does take awhile to figure out the affect of wind chill on human skin .

That's an odd jump in topic.

Yup, figured as much...and apologies for letting my inner grammar pedant run free. And, you should be using the word effect in the sentence above.

Thank you.

 

[PrurientProf]

Thank you with all the sincerity I can muster.

Hmmm, do I sense some sarcasm?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Hmmm, do I sense some sarcasm from you?

I only use my sarcasm for good, never evil.

 

[PrurientProf]

I only use my sarcasm for evil.

As you should, of course. Sounds like you have a firm grasp of the situation

 

[yellow_rose71]

Sounds like you have a firm grasp of someone's neck.

Sorry, I get tired of people changing my car radio station.

 

[PrurientProf]

Sorry, I get tired of so damned beautiful.

I'm sure it must be a real chore.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm sure it must be a real chore getting shirts that fit.

That's way I leave them open.

 

[PrurientProf]

That's way I leave them open for admiration.

And an excellent job of that you are doing too.

 

[yellow_rose71]

And an excellent job of that you are doing too. It draws the eye away from your webbed feet.

That was all part of my plan.

 

[PrurientProf]

That was all part of my devious conniving plan.

I knew there was a reason I need to keep a close eye on you

 

[yellow_rose71]

I knew there was a reason I need to keep a close eye on your avatar.

Hmmm, how lucky for you I didn't put my feet.

 

[PrurientProf]

Hmmm, how lucky for you that I have such lovely assets

Indeed, I feel rather fortunate to be able to admire.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Indeed, I feel rather fortunate to be able to admire. Sorry, I lost my other thoughts.

You can stare.... I'm off to bed.