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[Stillstiff]

Are you saying I am lush??

I would never say that of you.

 

[BreezySnow]

I would love to make you mine.

Wow, really? I never knew you even noticed me...

 

[MausAss]

Wow, really? I never even noticed you...

That's a little harsh, I think. Why don't you try playing a little nicer?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was a little harsh, I think. Can you teach me to play a little nicer?

I don't know, Maus. You seem to have a bad attitude this morning. *shakes head*

 

[MausAss]

I want you, Maus. You seem to bring out the naughty side of me this morning. *rubs pussy furiously*

I love your naughty side, Honey.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Do you like my naughty side, Honey?

Well.....erm....I hadn't really seen it until yesterday, but I'm finding it quite amusing.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well.....erm....I hadn't really seen The Pink Panther Strikes Again until yesterday, but I'm finding it quite amusing.

Is it his tail you like?

 

[BreezySnow]

I really liked his tail, what about you?

I have never seen anyone with a tail so I can't answer for sure, but I think it would freak me out a bit if I did see someone that way.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have never seen anyone with a tail so I can't answer for sure, but wonder what his pants look like.

Think he shops at The Gap?

 

[Lrn_The_Ropes]

Think he shops at PetSmart?

I did not think they had things that big.

 

[MausAss]

Think he shows his teacups?

I think if you ask nicely, he will show you the whole set.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I did not think they had things that pink.

I think if you ask nicely, he will juggle the whole set.

Is it true what they say about big hands and big feet?

 

[MausAss]

Is it true what they say about Loch Ness and Big Foot?

I don't think those kind of organisms exist.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I don't think woman's orgasms exist.

Sometimes they are hard to spot.

 

[BreezySnow]

Sometimes it is hard to find the spot.

Maybe you need to guide them to it?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Maybe I need to guide them to it?

That could be a solution.

 

[BreezySnow]

That could be a problem.

You mean you aren't sure where it is either??

 

[yellow_rose71]

You mean you aren't sure where it is either. didn't you put the cover back on the tank??

It's 16 feet long... How do we keep losing the snake?

 

[Stillstiff]

It's 16 inches long....oh my...please keep it away from me.

I'll make sure I keep my pants on.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'll make sure I keep my pants on. Wait, did I just say that?

Keeping your pants on? What kind of site is this?

 

[Stillstiff]

Keep your hands out of your pants.... Can my hands take their place instead?

Why I would never refuse you.

 

[MausAss]

Why I have to refuse you. I'm a pants on kind of guy.

How does that work? Do you always keep your pants on? A bit strange, but each to their own.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

How does sex work? Is it okay if I always keep my pants on? I look a bit strange.....

Maybe it's best if you keep the light off.

 

[Stillstiff]

Maybe it's better if you take my dress off.)

Come here a little closer then.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Come here and open this closet then.

Why do you keep hiding in there?