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[37_ttej]

Hey babe, squirt mustard all over my sausage...

Hotdog!

 

[Hornblende]

Horndog!

I know, I can't help it

 

[yellow_rose71]

I know it's good for me, but I can't eat kelp.

I think you can get capsules from the health food store.

 

[Hornblende]

I think you can get condoms from the health food store.

I'd try the pharmacist if I were you

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'd try the green ones if I were you.

I heard that also!

 

[Hornblende]

I tasted that also!

Was it a lime flavoured one?!

 

[TomBoner]

Was it a piss flavoured one?!

That's just gross man!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'll take a gross, man!

Planning a big party, are you?

 

[37_ttej]

Planning a big pantry, are you?

I like my larder well stocked.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I like my bar well stocked.

Great, pour me something, please. It's been a frustrating week!

 

[37_ttej]

Great, pour me something, please. I've just taken a leak!

Tank's empty; fill 'er up!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

My batteries are low and it's very frustrating.!

Awww I will make sure to send you some spares

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I will make sure to send you some beers

I'd like a beer!

 

[37_ttej]

I'd like a beetroot!

As a buttplug? Are you sure!?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You need a buttplug? Are you sure!?

Why not? I've heard they're, uh, interesting.

 

[Hornblende]

Why not? I've heard they're rechargeable

You have to locate the USB port

 

[37_ttej]

You have to locate the hub, sport

Noone knows how to change their own tyres these days.

 

[Hornblende]

Noone knows how to inflate my tyre these days.

You just have to ask more politely

 

[BurningMonkey]

You just have to ask for directions.

Sorry, I'm a man. We don't do that.

 

[Hornblende]

Sorry, I'm eating mandrake.

Watch out for those hallucinations...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Waiting for my halcyon days...

Um, I think they're already behind you. Sorry.

 

[Hornblende]

Um, I'm queuing up behind you. Sorry.

No need to apologise. This is the queue for tea

 

[BurningMonkey]

No need to apologise. You can share her with me.

Shall we flip a coin to see who gets which end of her first?

 

[Hornblende]

Shall we insert a coin to see who gets which end of her first?

I didn't know you'd brought a sex robot...

 

[BurningMonkey]

I didn't know you bought a sex manual...

There's always something new to learn.