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[QuietLibrarian]

Just take this and you will feel better.

I'm not drinking anything I didn't see you make.

 

[MausAss]

I'm not swallowing anything I didn't help you make.

I'd take that deal any day of the week. It's even better that way.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm not drinking any more, and you can't make me.

That's unfortunate; this is really good brandy.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'd like to steal your car this week. It's better than paying.

Don't forget to put gas in it.

 

[MausAss]

Don't forget to hold your gas in.

It wasn't me that farted, it was...*looks around*...Quiet Librarian.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm not that tender-hearted, but Quiet Librarian is.

Well, somebody needs to be.

 

[37_ttej]

Well, somebody needs me!

*pats shoulder*

There, there. I'm sure they do.

 

[yellow_rose71]

*pats shoulder*

There, there. I'm sure they forgive you.

At least I never used their real names.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

*pats shoulder*

Where? Where? I'm sure they know you too!!

Wow. Is that a tinfoil hat you're wearing?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Wow. Is that a tri-corner hat you're wearing?

I got it at the Revolutionary War re-enactment.

 

[37_ttej]

I got it at the college frat house orgy re-enactment.

You do know the saying, "Syphilis never strikes twice" isn't true, don't you?

 

[QuietLibrarian]

.......

 

[yellow_rose71]

!!!!!!!!!

Wow. You are excited

 

[BurningMonkey]

Wow. We are excited

I have that effect on women sometimes.

 

[37_ttej]

I have that effect on women sometimes.

Try trimming the forest so they can see the tree.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Try eating your porridge. With toast and tea..

Is that all that's on the menu?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Is that all that men need?

Usually.

 

[37_ttej]

Usually I take about 40 seconds.

Wow, you're so quick!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Usually I'm not this forward. But I don't want to lose you.

Buying me a drink might work.

 

[37_ttej]

Buying me, like, fifty drinks might work. Maybe.

Yeah, I'm no oil painting I know.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, I'm going to rub your feet all night.

Who said I was going to be here that long?

 

[MausAss]

Who said my hair was that long?

Rapunzel told me she was jealous of it. She told me she wished she could have hair that long.

 

[37_ttej]

Rapunzel told me she was jelous of it. She told me she wished she could have pubes that long.

They didn't mention that in the Disney movie!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

MausAss told me he was jealous of it. He wished his was that long.

Why were you having a pissing contest?

 

[MausAss]

Why are we having a kissing contest?

Don't question me, just come and play with me.