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[yellow_rose71]

Wellll, guys will be guys

Yes, I like when they are guys

 

[Lia Monde]

Yes, I like when they are gay.

I understand, since they are better shoppers and conversationalists.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I understand, since they are better lovers and surprisingly, cunnilinguists.

I want to go shopping.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I want to go shoe shopping.

Now you're talking!!

 

[MausAss]

Now you're stalking!!

Just a tiny bit.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Just tiny tits.

Little apples are sweet.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fresh apples make great pie

I have fresh pie on the counter.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have fresh "pie" on the counter.

Can I eat your pie?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Can I proofread your pi?

Sure, I have 3.14159265389

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sure, call me 31.415.926.5389 .

Do you know Jenny?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you know "Turkey In The Straw"?

No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try it by ear.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Went out to a few bars, got thrown out on my ear.

Well, you should behave yourself!

 

[yellow_rose71]

No, but if you share a few bars, I'll try it.

I thought everyone like Kit Kat bars.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, you should have gone with me!

I'll remember that next time.

I thought everyone like catsuits.

That depends on who's wearing them.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Those Depends - I'm wearing them.

Are they comfortable?

 

[wildebird]

Oh, Barefootgirl, you are good! I spewed my tea laughing at this one!

Are they hung like a bull?

We'll need a photo to know for sure.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, Barefootgirl, you are good! I spewed my tea laughing at this one!



He photoshopped that for sure.

Why, I would never!

 

[wildebird]

A good endeavor!

I'd prefer unretouched photos.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'd prefer the real thing to photos.

Who doesn't? I mean, fantasy is good an all, but touching skin feel better....

 

[BurningMonkey]

Who doesn't like fantasy? It's good when I touch myself to feel better....

Mmmm...fantasy...

 

[wildebird]

Who doesn't know, margarine is good and all, but nothing's smooth as butter....

Well said; keep away from those trans fats, man!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well said; keep away from the food, fat man!

Hey, I'm on a diet!

 

[wildebird]

Steak! I want to fry it!

Try using coconut oil...I hear it's pleasant for all sorts of things...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Try using coconut oil...it's pleasant on your 'thing'...

And how would you know THAT!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

And why did you taste THAT!

just add salt and pepper...a little seasoning does wonders for the taste...