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[yellow_rose71]

That would be delicious.

I agree. Breakfast in bed, it is. ,

 

[Stillstiff]

I agree. Would you serve me breakfast in bed? ,

If you want it, then you shall get it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

If you want me to leave, then I shall go.

Don't go away mad, just go away.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Don't go overboard. We're more man than she can handle.

Can I try you both out to experiment?

 

[Stillstiff]

Can we experiment with a different way to night?

As you wish.

 

[yellow_rose71]

As you wish, it's sans clothing tonight.

I like, I like!

 

[Stillstiff]

Last one stripped is a rotten egg!

No fair, you started before me just wearing a robe.

 

[37_ttej]

A pike, a pike!

Impressed by my trouser trout, huh?

(with a nod to Cymru for borrowing his line)

 

[yellow_rose71]

Impressed by my mounted trout, huh?

Yes, amazing that it sings!

 

[37_ttej]

Yes, amazing, the size of that thing!

It is impressive, isn't it?

 

[yellow_rose71]

It is impressive, magnificent, spectacular, majestic, splendid, truly spectacular if I do say so myself!

Did you just buy a Thesaurus?

 

[Stillstiff]

Did you just look at Tom Selleck?

Did you see his last TV movie?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Did you just wake from another dream of Tom Selleck?

Early and often.

 

[Stillstiff]

Early and often is when I touch myself.

I would gladly help you out.

 

[37_ttej]

I would gladly pull you off.

Um, thanks so much but I'm quite OK by myself.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Um, thanks so much but I'd rather talk to myself.

Okay, sorry to bother you......

 

[37_ttej]

Okay, sorry to mother you......

Get that diaper off me!!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Get this suit off me!!

Okay.... that is direct.

 

[MausAss]

Okay.... that is a One Direction t-shirt.

They're the best band in the world, do you like it?

 

[yellow_rose71]

The Jonas Bros are the best band in the world, don't you think so?

Maus, just how old are you??

 

[MausAss]

Maus, just how cold are you??

Cold enough, to need your body to warm me up.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Bored enough, to need your jokes to wake me up.

Thanks, that means a lo....... Wait, I'm not sure that's a complement!!

 

[37_ttej]

Thanks, pass the cum sauce ....... Wait, I'm not sure that's a condiment!!

Well I'm certain it isn't!

*politely declines the invitation to your dinner party*

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well I'm certain it isn't!

*politely declines the invitation to your BYOC party*

How else was I suppose to get it?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

How else do I get to get it?

I'll give it to you every which way, baby.