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[37_ttej]

I love it when you switch me that way, baby.

Always remember, "you asked for it".

:caning::caning::caning:

 

[yellow_rose71]

Always remember, you have to asked for it".

Please sir, may I have some more?

 

[Learin]

Please, may I do some chores?

You're such a sweetheart! Please help me dust the curtains.

 

[37_ttej]

You're such a sweetheart! Please help me match my carpet to the curtains.

Ummm ...

*points you to the salon*

 

[yellow_rose71]

*points you to the saloon*

Won't you join me for a drink?

 

[Lia Monde]

What happens after you join me for a drink?

Once we're buzzed, the sky's the limit.

 

[BurningMonkey]

When I'm buzzing, the sky's the limit.

I've heard that about Hitachi wands.

 

[wildebird]

I've heard that an itchy man needs relief./QUOTE]

I know of ways that a woman can relieve that itch.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I know of ways to revive that thing.

Please, tell me...or better yet, show me.

 

[wildebird]

Please, help me obliterate jokesters!

But, don't we all come here to get a few laughs?

 

[BurningMonkey]

But I came here to get a few phone numbers.

Wait...I'll write it down...

 

[wildebird]

Wake up, aroused and bound....

Ah, this is what I was hoping for!

 

[yellow_rose71]

You are all I was hoping for!

That's what every guy wants to hear.

 

[37_ttej]

I want every guy here!!

PMs incoming ...

 

[yellow_rose71]

I find Yellow Rose to be a sexy, friendly, funny sweetheart of a woman and Lit is a better place for her being a member. My day is brightened whenever I see her posts.

Jett: Thank you for the kind words.

 

[37_ttej]

Jett: Thank you for the - completely unprompted - kind words.

You're very welcome, Yellow Rose.

 

[yellow_rose71]

You must be hearing voices, Yellow Rose.

Sometimes I hear what I want to hear.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Sometimes I fear what the voices tell me to do.

Really? Mine are very playful.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Mine are very soft!!

Sorry, I never made hard boiled eggs before.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Sorry, I never said I'd wax your legs.

That's okay; it looks painful.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That's okay; it should grow back.

I'm really sorry. I never thought it would explode like that.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Cool! I never knew you could explode like that!

Some do, some don't.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Monkey see. Monkey do.

Is that on your business card?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you have a business card?

No, sorry; I don't do this professionally.

 

[MausAss]

No, sorry; I'm a complete amatuer.

Just practice and you will get better.