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[barefootgirl69]

Hey, lady, don't protest too much!

The cuffs are a little tight!

 

[LizVegas79]

The cuffs are a little loose!

My leopard shoes match your leopard cuffs.

 

[Hornblende]

My leopard needs stroking.

Leopard? LEOPARD? Most women are content to have a pussy!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Leopold? LEOPOLD? Make my pussy content!

Who's Leopold? Whose pussy?!

 

[Hornblende]

Who's leapt on whose pussy?!

Oh do try to keep up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I do try to keep it up.

Let me help you

 

[Hornblende]

Help me lick you

An offer I can't refuse.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now you know I can't refuse.

I was hoping you'd say that! What are you making for dinner?

 

[Hornblende]

I was hoping you'd stay fat! What are you making for dinner?

How dare you! It's a very large plate of poutine, admittedly.

 

[barefootgirl69]

How brave of you! It's a very large puddle, admittedly.

I simply walked through it this time...with maybe a hop, skip, and a jump!

 

[Hornblende]

I simply stalked you this time...with maybe a pair of binoculars!

I wondered who that was in the bright pink outfit!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wondered who would wear that Halloween outfit!

The sexy school teacher look? I simply added shoes this year.

 

[Hornblende]

The sexy school teacher look? I simply added two and two and got five.

Detention after school for BFG.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Party after school for bfg.

Sounds good to me. Is this "clothing optional"?

 

[Hornblende]

Sounds good to me. Is this "writhing optional"?

Oh no, squirming and writhing will be mandatory.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, no, brushing and flossing will be mandatory.

Have you been learning YouTube dances again?

 

[Hornblende]

Have you seen my YouPorn dances again?

Well I wouldn't call it dancing, exactly.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I would call you later, sexy.

Are you going to try using that Alphorn?

"Ricola"

 

[Hornblende]

Are you going to take me up the Alps, Horne?

Well, since you ask so nicely! How high do you want to go?

 

[Ask For More]

Well, since you ask so nicely! How high do you want to blow?

This just took a decidedly strange turn.

 

[Hornblende]

This post took a decidedly orange tone.

Very pleasing aesthetically.

 

[LizVegas79]

Very pleasing aerodynamically.

I've never done it in a private jet before.

 

[Hornblende]

I've never done it privately before.

Well try shutting the curtains!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well try shutting your legs!

I can't, you've tied them to the bed!

 

[Hornblende]

I can't believe you've tied me to the bed!

Well if you'll just stop squealing