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[DarkSimian]

There's no limits to anything!

Kink party at BFG's house

 

[barefootgirl69]

Kink party! Better clean up bfg's house

That's so nice of you! I'll fix you dinner.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm so nice! I'll fuck you slimmer.

Ah, that's my kind of health regime.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ah, that's my kind of workout.

Now all I can imagine is your sweaty body and your grunts...

 

[Hornblende]

Now all I can imagine is your sweaty body and your grunts...

No edit needed - you describe my cycling style perfectly.

 

[Hornblende]

I’ve come here to confess that I’ve only just realised your name is not hornyBlonde. This brain is a silly beast and sees what it wants.

 

[barefootgirl69]

No explanation needed - you'll follow instructions perfectly.

I love to get the reward.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

All I know is if I'm in the company of the above, I'm certainly not wanting for much.

 

[DarkSimian]

Getting love is my reward.

Awww. We love to love you.

All I know is if I'm in the company of the above, I'm certainly wanting more.

Patience, good things come to those who wait

 

[barefootgirl69]

Patience? How long do I have to wait?

Until pigs fly!

 

[DarkSimian]

Let me unbutton your fly!

You might like what pops up

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can you help me get it to pop up?

I suppose I could...if you're good to me.

 

[DarkSimian]

I like surprises...give it good to me.

After dinner, you can be the dessert

 

[Hornblende]

After dinner, I will take off my shirt

My eyes, my eyes - I've never seen anything so hairy.

 

[DarkSimian]

My, my - I've never seen anything so hairy. ::

As much as I like you, milord ....unless Lady Numi joins us

 

[Hornblende]

I like glue, milord ....unless Lady Numi joins us

What Numi has joined let no man put asunder...

 

[barefootgirl69]

When Numi has joined, no man would shudder...

Only in delight, maybe

 

[DarkSimian]

Turkish delight, maybe

I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky; I'm in!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not sure it's kinky enough; I'm in!

Let's test your limits

 

[Hornblende]

Let's test your fitbits

Any ideas for raising my pulse?

 

[Ask For More]

Any ideas for raising my purse?

I had no idea you were dedicated to ladies fashion.

 

[Hornblende]

It was my idea - I am depilated in the ladies fashion.

Presumably you've run out of razor blades, too!

 

[Ask For More]

Presumably you run out on razor blades, too!

That's a strange way of running....

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's a strange way of resisting....

I like to be original

 

[Hornblende]

I like to be virginal

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!