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[Little_Sister]

When you say so, then I may.

Glad you remember the rules.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Glad you remembered the vibrator.

I always come prepared.

 

[beachbaby179]

I always come prematurely .

They have medications for that. Or personal therapy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

They have vibrators for that. Or "personal massagers".

Yeah, it's funny what they call things just to make them legal.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Yeah, it's funny how some politicians tweet things and call that "real."

Hey! Keep politics off the board!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hey! Keep pornography off the board!

Are you getting all prudish on us Jeff?

 

[Little_Sister]

Are you getting naked on us Jeff?

If he's stripping, I'm watching.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

If he's stripping, I'm stripping!

Let's get naked together!

 

[Little_Sister]

Let's get arrested together!

Let's do it! It'll be fun.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Let's do anal! It'll be kinky.

Sure! Who's driving?

 

[Little_Sister]

Sure! Who's getting pegged?

Both but I'll do you first.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Both holes please, butt first.

Of course! I want to satisfy you!

 

[Little_Sister]

Of course! I want to lick you!

I want you to lick me too Lakey.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You're the best to lick me, Lakey.

I'm pleased to please you!

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm pleased to pound you next!

Mmm. I bet but I'd rather pound you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Take me first. Then I'll pound you.

Sounds like an awesome plan to me!

 

[Little_Sister]

Sounds like an awful plan to me!

Don't worry, I'll take it slow.

 

[vibes]

Don't worry, I'll take them both

Are you sure?

 

[Little_Sister]

Are you pregnant?

NO! Why would you think that?

 

[BongoGal]

Whoa! Why do you stink like that?

My shower is busted. So sue me.

 

[Little_Sister]

My vibe is busted. Sucks to be me.

OMG Girl!! I will set up a go fund me right now! I am so sorry for your loss.

 

[Hornblende]

OMG Girl!! I will set up a go fund me right now! I am so sorry for all of my links .

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[DarkSimian]

The lady doth post too many links, methinks.

She has a knack for finding all the really good stuff

 

[Hornblende]

There are knackers in all the really good links

Oh yes, and a whole lot more...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh yes, right there...and a whole lot more...

I like when you tell me what feels good