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[Hornblende]

Jerk it off! Jerk it off!

Did your mother never teach you to say please?

 

[MichaelinChina]

When did your father come down from the trees?

Are you suggesting I am related to Tarzan?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you suggesting I am related to her?

Sounds like you've met a "Kissin' Cousin"!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I've found the missing dozen?

But it was supposed to be a Baker's Dozen, so there's got to be one more!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

But it was supposed to be a threesome, so there's got to be one more!

Only if you're counting that blow up doll as one of the three, otherwise you need two more.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Can you blow up the doll for me?

Sorry, I am not putting my mouth on the nozzle. Look where it's located!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Honny, I am not putting my mouth on that pussy. Look how it's leaking!

Maybe she's just really, really aroused?

 

[Little_Sister]

Maybe I'm just really, really aroused?

Maybe?! You don't know?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You didn't know that I'm in lust with you, Sailor?

Um. Well. No. But, wow. I don't think I've ever been quite so flattered on an open board.

You're pretty sexy yourself, little one!

 

[Little_Sister]

Um. Well. No. But, wow. I don't think I've ever been quite so hard on an open board.

You're pretty sexy yourself, little one!

I need photographic evidence.

 

[Hornblende]

I need pornographic evidence.

Well you sure know where to find it all, Little Sis..

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well you sure know how to make me aroused, little miss..

You say that like it's a bad thing!

 

[Hornblende]

I swallow - is that a bad thing?

Err, well, how can I put this - no!

 

[Little_Sister]

Err, well, how can I put this in - YES!

Careful... no one likes a two pump chump.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No one likes a my new pumps.

I think the shoe thread is over there.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Is that you Fred, over there?

No, it's not, my name's Michael.

 

[Little_Sister]

No, it's not, my name was Michael, now it's Michelle.

Do you still want to borrow my panties Michelle?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Are you wearing panties, Michelle?

MY name isn't Michelle, it's Michael ... and yes I am, they're my wife's.

 

[Little_Sister]

MY cock is Michelle, I'm Michael ... and yes I am, they're my wife's.

How does Michelle feel in your wife's panties?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Would you like to see me in your wife's panties?

Of course, but I would have to send them to you.

 

[Little_Sister]

Of course, but I would have to send her to you.

Yes please. I promise to be a perfect host.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I am famous for my perfect toast.

Oh, well...that's err ... interesting isn't it?

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh, well...that's err ... private isn't it?

I don't mind sharing... in fact I encourage it

 

[Hornblende]

I don't mind shagging... in fact I encourage it

Well that's good to hear...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well it's good I'm here...

Oh I'd say that we all agree.