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[MichaelinChina]

Don Felder.

Yes, guitarist with the Eagles..and?

 

[LWulf]

Yes, Genesis and the Eagwes?? Awe they touwing togethew?

Not that I've heard, mate, but stranger things have happened.

 

[Hornblende]

Not that I've eaten Vegemite, but stranger things have happened.

Anyone knows that Marmite is superior...

 

[mamasota]

Everyone knows that cream pies are superb!

Don't you just enjoy some sweet, sticky stuff?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Don't you just enjoy giving some sweet, sticky stuff?

I don't know how sweet it is, but I DO drink pineapple regularly...

 

[LWulf]

Who used to say "Hmm, how sweet it is!" I don't know who he was, but I think he was drunk regularly.

That was Ralph Kramden from "The Honeymooners." Though he might have had good reason, I don't think he was ever drunk.

 

[Hornblende]

Though I might have had good reason, I don't think I was ever a punk.

Well your AV doesn't look very punk-ish, I have to admit.

 

[weespanner]

Well your AV doesn't look very spunk-ish, I have to admit.

Tribute AV's are so passé!

 

[Hornblende]

Tribute AV's are best shown with glacé cherries

Yes, they contrast beautifully with the, er... spunk.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, the contrast is beautiful when you get, er... spanked.

Oh, look! You left your handprint!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, look! I left my hand lotion!

Um...yeah...sorry about it being gone...

 

[Hornblende]

Um...yeah...sorry about my being green...

Did someone make you angry? They wouldn't like you when you're angry...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Did someone make you cum? They wouldn't like it if you don't return the favor, it might make them angry...

Alas, no one has made me cum recently, only myself.

 

[Hornblende]

Alas, no one has made ice-cream out of my cum recently, only myself.

Personally I prefer more conventional flavours.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Personally I prefer only conventional sex.

You know, that's totally OK man. Sometimes I think we put too much emphasis on the "wild side" without appreciating the simple things.

 

[Hornblende]

Sometimes I think I put too much emphasis on the wildebeest without appreciating sex with other animals.

As ever I applaud your courage.

 

[barefootgirl69]

As ever I applaud your spunk.

I applaud yours, as well.

 

[Hornblende]

I appreciate yours, as well.

Ah, so you've been getting the FedEx parcels then?

 

[barefootgirl69]

*laughing*

Ah, so you've been getting headaches then?

Yes... but I know a cure for them!

 

[LWulf]

Yes... but isn't a good spanking a cure-all for most ails of the flesh, and spirit?

Well ...yes, but why not start with an aspirin first?

 

[Hornblende]

Well ...yes, but why not fart with an aspirated burst?

I am a gentleman, though. I only fart discreetly, with a sandalwood aroma.

 

[MichaelinChina]

My farts smell like old sandals.

Oh I know that aroma; smells like tourist in socks spirit. (and for Wulf...awoma ..and touwist)

 

[LWulf]

Och! Ah know that song Laddie; smells like teen spirit! What do ah win Alex?

First, my name isn't Alex Trebek, and second that song was Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. I don't know how you might have made that mistake

 

[MichaelinChina]

piss take?

Yep, and a great one too.

 

[LWulf]

Duh... huh?

I don't think I can take such sharp and witty banter any longer. I concede to your paragon stature of literary form and verbose phraseology.