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[MichaelinChina]

There MUST be something better on TV than Rocky and Bullwinkle?

Yep, On Channel 34 there are reruns of Leave it to Beaver!

 

[Stillstiff]

Yep, On Channel 34 there is a look at the Beaver special!

That isn't the Animal Planet station!

 

[yellow_rose71]

That isn't Grand Central Station!

Take the escalator upstairs.

 

[Stillstiff]

Take the elevator upstairs because the escalators are broken.

It's also more private.

 

[Hornblende]

It's also more privet.

I don't care what kind of hedge it is.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I love living on the edge.

Oh, you daredevil you! No slippers and dressing gown in front of the TV for you then?

 

[Callmetim]

Oh, you daredevil you! No slippers and dressing gown in front of the boss for you then?

No, that was just one night, my boss said she would never do that again and we all had WAY too much bourbon.

 

[LWulf]

No, that was just one night at first, my boss said she would never do that again but we had WAY more late night adventures after that.

I see! So THAT is how you climbed the corporate ladder?

 

[Hornblende]

You see, some twat helped me climbed the corporate ladder?

Well forgive me for saying so but you sound a little ungrateful.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well forgive me for saying so but you sound a little inebriated.

No, no, no... it was just cold medicine.

 

[Hornblende]

No, no, no... I was just caught wearing moccasins.

And you call yourself BarefootGirl? Shame on you!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love moccasins!! They're comfy!

And you call that a good example of sainthood? Shame on you!

I am an angel!!! *stomps foot*

 

[Hornblende]

I am not English!!! *sobs uncontrollably *

Hey, we can't all be perfect...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, we can't all be perfect, like you...

This is true...I forgive you.

 

[Lia Monde]

And you swore you were sterile. Shame on you!

Now look at my belly!

[As usual, too damn slow]

 

[LWulf]

Now git in mah belly!

*snicker* that's a very good imitation of Mike Myers' Fat Bastard.

 

[Hornblende]

Now look at my bell-end!

Ummm. Lia, is there something you want to tell us?

 

[LWulf]

On Lit, there is always someplace for you to tell us everything!

That isn't necessarily a good thing you know.

now where is my nickle for plugging Lit?

 

[Hornblende]

I won't necessarily wear your ring, you know.

...aaaand now I'm crushed.

 

[barefootgirl69]

...aaaand now I'm rushed.

Are you late for a meeting with the photographer?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Have you arranged for a meeting with the photographer?

I wasn't sure you were serious about doing that with me....let me call right now....

 

[MichaelinChina]

I was sure you were serious about marrying her ....want to call the wedding off right now?....

I thought I was serious too. Ok but I will do it!

 

[37_ttej]

I thought I was scintillating too. These little pink pills will do it!

"I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight"

 

[LWulf]

I tawt I tawt too, and it was seawious. but it hurt my widdle head! A WOT!!

Then maybe you shouldn't fret your little head any more.

Oh come on! it sat for how many days, and then a minute before I post, someone else posts??? It's a conspiracy I tells ya!

"I want you to be gay! 'Cause you're boring when you're straight, baby"

Yes, well we all have our faults.

 

[LWulf]

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