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[jeff_is_smiling]

Oh, that is fine with me...I want to play with you - any way you like, you know!

My..my...my...that is a GENEROUS offer.....I like the way you think....

 

[Little_Sister]

My..my...my...that is a GENEROUS bosom.....I like the way you think....

Is that your way of saying she has a nice rack?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is that your way of saying she is great in the sack?

Well, I was trying to be a gentleman about it....and not just blurt it out....

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, I was trying to be a gentleman about it....and not just pull it out....

Go ahead. I'm a big girl. I can take it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Go ahead and push it all the way in. I'm a big girl. I can take it.

You flatter me, but sadly, I think our suspicions about your needing glasses were correct....

 

[Little_Sister]

You flatter me, but sadly, I think our suspicions about your needing DP were correct....

Bring it. You got a friend you can call to help us out?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Bring a camera. You got a friend you can call to film us?

I do have a camera, but I am sort of shy....

 

[MichaelinChina]

I have a Camero, and I love to drive it.

Do you sing Springsteen songs while you drive along?

 

[wildebird]

I have a Camero, and I love to drive it.

Do you dream, singing keen songs while you drive along?

Sometimes I do get carried away while driving alone; yes.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Sometimes I do get carried away while drinking alone; yes.

That's why, I don't drink alone. I always find a friend at the bar!

 

[wildebird]

That's my, uhhm...thinking bone. I always find him standing erect!

Um hummm...I've heard that the little "head" often thinks before the big one.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Um hummm...I've heard that a little "head" often warms you up for a little fun.

A little head is always a good start.

 

[wildebird]

A little bed I found at WalMart!

Well, that's very nice! Quality doesn't matter, really - it's all in how you use it...

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, that's very nice! Size doesn't matter, really - it's all in how you use it...

I assure you size does matter.

 

[wildebird]

I am sure your fries are better.

Oh, you know it, Sister! Olive oil makes them awesome!

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh, you know it, Sister! Olive oil makes them go in easier!

What are you lubing with EVOO?

 

[Callmetim]

What aren't you lubing with EVOO?

I'm not lubing the car with it; other than that, sky's the limit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not lubing in my car; other than that, sky's the limit.

Worried about the leather seats?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Feather beds?

Uh huh, that's just what I thought.

 

[Hornblende]

Oh-Oh, don't know what I've caught.

Always use protection, you know it makes sense.

 

[TomBoner]

Never use protection, you know it makes doesn't make sense.

Hear hear. Gotta agree with you.

 

[Hornblende]

Bear here. Gotta agree with you.

It's so rare to get agreement from a bear

 

[TomBoner]

It's so rare to get a blowjob from a bear

Wouldn't those friggin' teeth hurt like hell?

 

[wildebird]

Wouldn't those wooden teeth hurt like hell?

It's not true, you know...George Washington had dental issues , but not wooden teeth.

 

[Little_Sister]

It's not true, you know...George Washington had issues , but not wooden dildos.

Ummm... that is one place I wouldn't want to get a splinter.