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[EroticRomanticMan]

For my adult students, I usually suggest they get a room.

Or at least get in the janitors room.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I think you skipped me.

Go get the janitor's broom.

Is the classroom in a mess again?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Oops page jump there MC

I think you skipped me.





Is the bed a mess again?

You lucky dog. Three women in bed with you!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oops page jump there MC

haha NP.

Three women in bed are too much for you!

You better give me two of them I think.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Better I give you two of them I think.

How generous! I'd love to bed them both at once!

 

[Hornblende]

How generous! I'd love to breed with them both at once!

Now that's going to work out as expensive in the long run...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now working out at a gym is expensive in the long run...

There are much better ways to work out.

 

[Hornblende]

There are much sexier ways to put out.

Is this from "Sex for Dummies"?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Have you ever had Sex with Dummies?

Live ones? Wait! Surely, you don't mean ....

 

[Hornblende]

Live buffalo cojones? Wait! Surely, you don't eat ....

No, I prefer a small green salad

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, I prefer a small glass of wine.

Sometimes you just need a bottle!

 

[Hornblende]

Sometimes you must heed a barefootgirl!

...and sometimes it's probably a bad idea

 

[barefootgirl69]

When your friends say, 'Hey, ya'll! Watch this!'.... it's probably a bad idea

You know my brothers?

 

[Hornblende]

You know my druthers?

Oh I think I have a pretty good idea

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh I think I'm a pretty good guy

Ha, do you know what we REALLY think of you?

 

[TomBoner]

Ha, do you know what I REALLY want to do with you?

Michael ... get a bedroom, hey?

 

[MichaelinChina]

My God, I need a bigger room, hey?

Shouldn't we all consider downsizing?

 

[TomBoner]

Shouldn't we all consider upsizing?

That's what my dick always says.

 

[MichaelinChina]

That's what Dick always says.

Dick who?

 

[Little_Sister]

Who's got a big dick?

I saw on FB Justin Bieber does. I had to Google it. I was impressed.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I saw on FB Justin Bieber does. I had to Google it. I was impressed.

Perhaps he does, but he IS a sick puppy.

 

[TomBoner]

Perhaps he's a dick, but he IS also a sick mother fucker.

Who's Mom do you suppose he fucks?

 

[Little_Sister]

Who's Mom do you suppose I fuck?

Your kids mom? Don't say YOUR mom, unless you are into that kind of thing.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Your kids mom? Don't say YOUR mom, unless you are into that kind of thing.

Go ahead Sis; tell us you'd take him.

 

[Little_Sister]

Step aside Sis; I can take him.

*steps aside* All yours. Ok, if I stay to watch?