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[Little_Sister]

I'd love to. Are you wet and wide?

Wide?! No female wants to be described as wide.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Willing?! No female here wants to be degraded as much as I.

I didn't realize you were such a humiliation junky.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I didn't realize you were such a junk collector!

I didn't either until I went through those closets!

 

[TomBoner]

I didn't either until I went into your pants!

Did you like what you found?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did you like what you made?

Not really. I should try again.

 

[Little_Sister]

Did you like what you found in my ass?

Tom I had no idea you could take something THAT large.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Tom I had no idea you had something THAT large.

He's been bragging about it for years.

 

[TomBoner]

Not really. I should try you tonight.

You're more than welcome. I'm available from 5 till 10.

Tom I had no idea you were THAT large.

Didn't I send you pics of it?

 

[TomBoner]

He's been bragging about it for years.

It's not considered bragging if it's the truth dude.

...

Don't you have a sailboat you need to go on?

 

[Little_Sister]

I've been bragging about it for years.

I didn't know you liked his junk that much. I assumed you were talking about yours.

Didn't I send you pics of my monster?

That was your dick?! I thought it was a dog!! You know one of those tiny little fuzzy tea cup things.

 

[Little_Sister]

Do NOT open THIS....

 

[pvt_addiction]

You MUST open THIS....

Say hello to my little friend!

 

[TomBoner]

That was your dick?! I thought it was beautiful!! You know how badly I want it inside me.

Awwwww ... ... I knew there was a good reason I liked you.

[I want to lick THIS.... [/URL][/COLOR]

Wellllllll ... maybe not so much after this.

 

[Hornblende]

Awwwww ... ... I knew that with good seasoning I would have licked you.

That's a pretty specialist kink you have there...

 

[37_ttej]

That's a pretty special pink you have in your hair.

And the blue rinse suits you so well, too!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hey you, since you're so well, what shall we do?

Climb a mountain? Rob a bank? Take a cruise?

 

[37_ttej]

Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
'Till you find your dream.

Awww, you sing beautifully, Michael!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Cawwww said my crow!!

I do like an appreciative audience jett!

 

[Little_Sister]

I do like an appreciative lay jett!

It is always good to thank them for the O.

 

[Hornblende]

It is always good to milk them for the O.

Oh yes, it's guaranteed to get a good review...

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh yes my new porn is guaranteed to get a good review...

I asked your Mrs to send me a copy. Can't wait to see it.

 

[Hornblende]

I asked your Mrs to direct me in a porn film. Can't wait to be in it.

Ooh, what will be the title? Little Sister's Intimate Blisters?

 

[Little_Sister]

Ooh, what will be the title? Little Sister pops Hornblende's Intimate Blisters?

Oh god I hope not... unless she adds a zero to my check. 100 grand is not enough to do that!!!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh god I hope so.. I want to add one to my tally - is 100 grand enough to do that?!!!

Are you implying I'm some sort of gigolo?!

 

[wildebird]

Are you implying I'm not good at juggling?!

Hmmm...I'd like to see you try it with three balls instead of two.