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[jeff_is_smiling]

For gods' sakes' man, don't encourage the ladies to make fun of our goodies!

You know, once you show the goods, it is fair game for the viewer....just sayin'....

 

[Little_Sister]

You know, once you make a gif of the goods, it is fair game for the viewer to put on tumblr....just sayin'....

Awesome. Can you make yours black and white please?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Awesome. Can you make your big cock available to me please?

If that's what you need, I aim to please.

 

[Hornblende]

If that's what you need, I'll aim when I pee.

Sailor, you're clearly a gentleman!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Sailor, you're clearly a gentleman who loves scotch!

You got that right bro!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

You've got a swollen toe?!

How did that happen?

 

[Little_Sister]

*looks down* How did that happen?

Erections are perfectly normal. There is nothing to be concerned about.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Elections are perfectly normal. There is nothing to be concerned about.

I am very worried about the current US election process though. Trump as president? ugh!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am very worried about the current erection process though. It seems to turn up unexpectedly! ugh!

I know, you just have to deal with it man. As you get older, you'll be more under control.

 

[Hornblende]

I know, I just have to deal with it manually.

Whatever floats your yacht, bro

 

[wildebird]

Whatever is floating in your pot, bro?

Ugggh, I see it too...fruitfly season is upon us, yes?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I see them all over the board...newbie season is upon us, yes?

It appears that way, seems like every spring and fall.

 

[wildebird]

It appears to sway; seems to spring up and then fall.

Don't worry...let me work with it a bit; we can keep it upright!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Don't worry...Play with it a bit; we can keep it upright!

Why thank you WB I sometimes need that!

 

[wildebird]

I'll spank you WB; I think you want that!

Sometimes I just wiggle my bum this way when I'm stimulated. Doesn't mean I need a spanking!

 

[Little_Sister]

Sometimes I just wiggle my bum this way when I'm horny. I need a spanking!

You came to the right place. The men here love to spank.

 

[Hornblende]

You came in such a frightful place.

I'm sorry, I was horny, and it was such a pretty fruit bowl.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I'm sorry, I was in a hurry and it was such a handy fruit bowl.

Well, next time go to the toilet when you want to take a shit ok?

 

[Hornblende]

Well, next time I'll come up with some witty repartee, ok?

I'm looking forward to it

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm looking for women to do it to

We all are, but I find that a more subtle approach works a better.

 

[Hornblende]

We all are, but I find that a submarine approach works a better.

Ah, cunning! Do you hide in the bath?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Ah, honey do you want to join me in the bath?

So, you want your balls washed do you?

 

[37_ttej]

So, you want your balls crushed do you?

Please don't hurt me! I'll do anything! Anything!!

(It appears Jett is not very brave. )

 

[MichaelinChina]

Please don't flirt with me, you cheeky thing!!

(It appears Jett is not very brave. )

That seems to be a rather mixed message there Jett.

 

[Little_Sister]

That seems to be a rather mixed salad there Jett.

Is a mixed salad like a tossed salad?