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[BurningMonkey]

I'll suck if you play with my tush. Let me lean on the table...

It would be ungracious to turn down such a generous offer.

 

[Hornblende]

It would be ungracious to burn down such a gorgeous habitat.

Is this about bushes? They are entirely natural!

 

[BurningMonkey]

That's her bush; she leaves it natural.

Nice to see the "hairless" craze hasn't influenced everyone.

 

[Hornblende]

Nice to see the careless blaze hasn't injured everyone.

Why, were you feeling guilty about the bush fire?

 

[Little_Sister]

Nice to see the furry craze hasn't influenced everyone.

I could not agree more. Mascots having sex is just disturbing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I like the feeling I get looking at Little Sister's bush, I'm on fire!

I can show you more. But having sex is just disturbing.

Wow, Sister, that's kind of a harsh rejection.

 

[TomBoner]

I could not agree more. I want to have wild sex with you so much it's just disturbing me.

Don't let it disturb you sis. Just come get it.

 

[Little_Sister]

Wow, Sister, that's my kind of erection.

I am a real girl not a "Caitlin" kind of girl.

Don't let it disturb you sis. Just let me watch.

Sounds good to me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am a real girl, so having sex with the men here sounds good to me

And we think you're the best!

 

[Little_Sister]

And we think your bush is the best!

Seriously what is the fascination with the winter bush?? It will be gone by bikini season I promise.

 

[TomBoner]

Seriously what is the fascination with my bush?? I promise you'll enjoy it.

Damn ... I bet I would indeed!

 

[Little_Sister]

Damn ... I would indeed like nothing more than a good pegging!

Where is Honey when I need her?!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Where are you honey, when I need you?!

You talking to me????

 

[Little_Sister]

You taking me????

I'm in your lap and you're naked. I'll give you two guesses. You're old I know that's why you get two guesses.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm in your lap and you're naked. I'll give you two commands. You're old, I know, that's why only have to follow two.

I hope I can handle it, but this sounds interesting.

 

[Little_Sister]

I hope I can handle it, this sounds interesting. *Drops to his knees*

Bring it baby

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Lick me, baby

Yes ma'am.

 

[Little_Sister]

Yes mama.

Um no! Just no. No way. No how. Not happening.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Underwear? No! Just no. No way. No how. Not happening.

I like a woman who goes commando!

 

[Little_Sister]

I like a woman who goes Domme!

Not my thing but I can try for you. Lay down so I can step on your balls.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Here's the thing I can try for you. Lay down so I can suck on your balls.

I would really enjoy that, *lies back*.

 

[Little_Sister]

I would really hate that, *lies back & cups balls*.

Ok, ok, no sucking. How do you feel about backdoor play? You have a safe-word?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ok, ok, I'm sucking. How do you feel about backdoor play?

Your door or mine?

 

[Little_Sister]

Your strap-on or mine?

Let's use yours. It is bigger after all.

 

[37_ttej]

Your lettuce is bigger after all.

*fist pump*

Takes first prize in the local growers association largest vegetables competition again.