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I don't know him, but I think he's cute!

Y'all are gonna make me blush

 

[jiimmmy]

Y'all are gonna make me flush

Please do! Seriously.. please make sure you flush....

 

[Hornblende]

Seriously.. peas sure make you fart...

Well it's not a problem I've ever noticed, but everyone is different

 

[Bitesback]

Well I'm not the problem. Haven't you noticed? It's that everyone is different

Everyone is unique, just like everybody else.

 

[Hornblende]

Everyone is uncouth, just like everybody else.

One begs to differ

 

[barefootgirl69]

One beg, two kneel

Oh, I like where this is going!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I ache where this is going!

I know, but aching can be good

 

[barefootgirl69]

I know, but aching can be avoided

Yes, always stretch before you exercise!

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, always stretch before you masturbate!

Interesting advice - any scientific citations?!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Interesting advice - anybody ever follow YOUR advice?!

Not normally. Most people know better....

 

[FantasySlut]

Not normally. Most people aren't that smart....

Hey! I wasn't born yesterday

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey! I officially was no longer a virgin yesterday

Ummm...a virgin at what, exactly?

 

[wildebird]

I'm a virgin at heart, actually.

Awww, I understand. We all have to start somewhere!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll undress. We have to get this started!

I'm right behind you!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Awww, I masturbate. We all have to start somewhere!

Some of us never get past it!

 

[wildebird]

Someone is ever too fast at it!

Oh, sister, I know! How do we slow these men down?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, sister, I know how to slow these men down!

Are you going to tell her?

 

[wildebird]

Aren't you going to tell me?

Sorry; that's private lady knowledge...I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

My private lady parts are nice, I could tell you about them, but then I'd rather show you.

I'm willing to go with whichever pleases you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm willing to go where ever it pleases you.

Australia. ...Adelaide or Sydney ...where it's warm but not too hot.

 

[wildebird]

I'm feeling slow; which angle pleases you?

Oh, slow is fine...and I can help adjust our angle.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Call me Sydney, while I'm warming up, you're so hot.

aww thanks! You're Hot too! Can I help you warm up?

Oh, he is fine...and I can help adjust our angle.

Wow. You're fine and then some! You can adjust my angle anytime!

 

[wildebird]

aww thanks! You're Hot too! Can I help you warm up?




Ooohh..., you're finding my sweet spots! You can massage my ankles anytime!

Foot fetish guys crack me up!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

My fetish is guys who crack me up!

Well, many have told me I'm funny....lookin' that is...

 

[wildebird]

Well, may I hold you, Honey.....while you're cookin' that is?...

Oh, I see what you want. But there are many delights in my kitchen beyond food!