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[37_ttej]

Festive overindulgence surely helped.

Hey!

But true.

Both by butt and my gut could stand to lose a few pounds.

I have my wife's work clothes on; show me where to post the pic.

*points to AmPics*

 

[TomBoner]

*points to my email account*

You're a horny little bastard, now aren't you?

 

[37_ttej]

You're a well-hung little bastard, now aren't you?

To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt, 'I speak softly but have a big dick.'

 

[barefootgirl69]

I just bought a new Teddy, it feels soft against my dick.

You'll have to show me, one day!

 

[FantasySlut]

You'll have to show me your dick!

I don't have one, but there are plenty around to see

 

[BurningMonkey]

I didn't get any, but there's still time and plenty around

Here's hoping your quest is successful.

 

[TomBoner]

Here's hoping you masturbation is successful.

Can one fail at masturbation?

 

[OxfordDon]

Can one fall while masturbating?

its easier sat or lying down!!

 

[TomBoner]

its easier sucking yourself while lying down!!

I'm thinking it's not an easy thing to do period!

 

[FantasySlut]

I'm thinking, holding my cock, it's not an easy thing to do period!

Do you need help with that, big guy

 

[TomBoner]

Do you need help with that sweet juicy big cock of yours

You know I'd never refuse help from you along those lines, right?

 

[BurningMonkey]

You know I'd never refuse help doing lines, right?

Well, it's official: Tomboner has a drug problem...

 

[TomBoner]

Well, it's official: Tomboner has a big cock ...

Well thanks bm ... but how did you know?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well thanks. I like to talk about my big cock every chance I get.

How would anyone ever know?

 

[TomBoner]

How would you ever know about the theory of relativity?

How the hell did we get off on that subject?

 

[BurningMonkey]

How the hell do we get off all the subjects at once?

Um, I don't know...LSD in the drinking water, maybe?

 

[37_ttej]

Um, I don't know, what about just plain drinking water, maybe?

None of these added superfad infusions: just aqua purae for me too.

 

[barefootgirl69]

None of these added sexual positions: just pure missionary style for me.

You certainly don't know what you've been missing.

 

[37_ttej]

You certainly don't know what's missing.

Man, I HATE those 'find the differences' pictures!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Iyp96BE2K6E/VEI9nblWQ8I/AAAAAAAAb2Q/ABWgNFmahS8/s1600/differences.jpg

 

[Hornblende]

Man, I HATE those 'find the differences' women.

You've been fucking twins again, haven't you Jett?

 

[BurningMonkey]

You've been sucking your twins again, haven't you?

God knows how he gets down there...

 

[Hornblende]

Dogs know how he gets down there...

Well dogs are omnipercipient, after all...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well I am omniscient , after all...

Sure! Just like that last guy I dated!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Surely you don't want to know about that last guy I dated!

Well, just in one aspect is all...

 

[FantasySlut]

Well, only about his cock is all...

Well Monkey, I didnt know you flowed that way