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[BurningMonkey]

Well Monkey, you really have me flowing

You'll need new pants when I'm finished.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have to unbutton my pants when I'm famished.

You should really have frequent, smaller meals!

 

[BurningMonkey]

You should really have frequent, smaller encounters!

I try, but they gang up on me.

 

[Hornblende]

I try calling politicians but they hang up on me.

Well it's not a tactic that's likely to work

 

[TomBoner]

Well it's not a sexual act that's likely to work

You don't think fucking a monkey would work?

 

[Hornblende]

You don't think fucking a monkey would work?

What did you think MILF stood for?

 

[TomBoner]

What did you think mother in-law I'd fuck stood for?

Actually seems pretty obvious, hey?

 

[Hornblende]

Actually monkey seems pretty oblivious, hey?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be along soon

 

[FantasySlut]

Oh, I'm sure I will be cumming soon

Pics!! Or it didnt happen!!

 

[TomBoner]

Send me pics so I can make my own cumming happen!!

Just send me an email address sister and we'll make it happen.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Just send my email address to your sister and we'll make it happen.

Me AND my sister! You rascal!

 

[Hornblende]

Me AND my sister do anal!

Well that sounds like a fine time!

 

[TomBoner]

Well that sounds like really fucked up!

You don't have to be mean about it horny blend!

 

[FantasySlut]

You don't have to be mean about it horny blend! mad: I happen to like the feel of a cock in my ass

It's ok Tom, youre amongst pervy friends here

 

[TomBoner]

It's ok Tom. I'm your perviest friend here

Your not telling me anything I don't know fs. And I still think "fantasy" is just total bullshit you lil' slut.

 

[Hornblende]

I still think "fantasy" is a valid literary genre.

Well let's talk about this. Or maybe not

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, I'm on a walkabout. Or maybe not

Will you make up your mind?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will you please speak your mind?

I think we all have done that recently!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I think we all have done it recently!

Sadly, not all of us...

 

[wildebird]

Had I but all of us...

Sounds pretty demanding, but I'll join the queue.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm pretty demanding, so I'll skip the queue.

Disgraceful! What is the world coming to...

 

[wildebird]

This graceful Wildebird! If she's in line, I'm coming too!

You'll have to take a number, I'm afraid...

 

[barefootgirl69]

You'll have to take my number, I'm lonely...

I'll pass it on to one of the guys

 

[jiimmmy]

I'll pass it on to one of the gays

What kind of dirty southern farmers market did I just walk into?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What kind of dirty southern farmer did I just walk into?

I don't know, but I think he's cute!