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[BurningMonkey]

I think you need to orchestrate this forum...

Tenors over here, sopranos over there, basses in the middle...

 

[37_ttej]

Trevor over here, Stephanos over there, Bessie in the middle...

*porn set stage management*

 

[BurningMonkey]

*poor set stage management*

Don't worry, you'll get it with practice.

 

[FantasySlut]

I'm worried, I think I need to practice first

This may help *hands you the newest adult learning toy*

 

[BurningMonkey]

Let me help you *hands you the newest adult learning toy* Use this on me...

Why, thanks. And may I say what a...'generous'...person you are.

 

[TomBoner]

Why, thanks. And may I beg you for a blow job seeing as how you are the person you are.

I always kind of admire the direct route. Saves a lot of time and effort.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I prefer the direct route. Saves a lot of money.

For every 99 slaps you get one "yes"--but that's all you need, really.

 

[TomBoner]

For every 99 slaps on my dick you get one "orgasm"--but that's all I need, really.

You count how many times you slap your monkey?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Who cares how many times I slap my monkey? I'ts mine; I'll slap it if I want.

Granted--but it's better if a woman does it for you.

 

[Hornblende]

It's better if a monkey does it for you.

There you go bragging about your simian superiority again

 

[BurningMonkey]

There you go bragging about your similitude again

Everybody has a double somewhere in the world, so they say.

 

[TomBoner]

There you go bragging about your monkey penis superiority again

Can a monkey penis really be superior?

 

[Hornblende]

Can a monkey penis really be acceptable in a panino?

I'd say not, not even sliced.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I say, that's a wicked slice you have there!

I tried shifting my grip, but no luck.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My happiness depends on how much ass everyone else is getting.

You are such a good friend!

 

[BurningMonkey]

You are such a good lay!

Why, thank you. :blush:

 

[FantasySlut]

Why, come here and let me fuck you. :blush:

Did you practice on the toy I gave you

 

[TomBoner]

Did you practice on the piano I gave you

Why would a fantasty slut give a monkey a piano?

 

[Bitesback]

Wouldn't a fantasty slut's monkey need an organ?

Is someone planning monkey sex?

 

[37_ttej]

Is someone selling monkey scat?

Don't fall for that ol' tourist trap! 'Local delicacy', my ass. The locals think it's a huge joke!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't fall for that trap! My ass is huge!

Is there a thread for that?

 

[Lia Monde]

Is there a cure for that?

Cure? Jett worked hard to get a butt that big.

 

[babeee]

Cure? Jett worked hard to get a gut that big.

Festive overindulgence surely helped.

 

[FantasySlut]

cock overindulgence surely helped me.

Share with us how it helped

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'll share it with you if you help.

I have my work clothes on; show me where to dig.