DSB-A Man's Thread!

[Ambrosious]

Hey, they have one dealing with female issues and such so why can't we have one? Here is where you can post man type topics, like how to get grease from under your nails and things like that. We don't get the monthly excuse of hormones, so when we get bitchy, and we do, we don't have anything to blame it on. Therefore, I propose that men suffer from DSB: dead sperm buildup. The longer I go without sex, the bitchier I get.

What about it guys? You have any complaints? Gripes? Advice? Post it here!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Yea!!!

What really turns a man on ??????? And Why do men like really skinny woman ....I mean I have some meat on my bones but damn I don't look like a toothpick either

 

[RonG]

Hey, they have one dealing with female issues and such so why can't we have one? Here is where you can post man type topics, like how to get grease from under your nails and things like that. We don't get the monthly excuse of hormones, so when we get bitchy, and we do, we don't have anything to blame it on. Therefore, I propose that men suffer from DSB: dead sperm buildup. The longer I go without sex, the bitchier I get.

What about it guys? You have any complaints? Gripes? Advice? Post it here!

You don't have to propose it - it already exists. Conjunctive Prostatitis is the disease due to excessive idleness of male plumbing. Also known as Priest's disease or Northern Canadian Bachelor's Syndrome. The main symptoms are basically pain which, considering the location, could certainly alter any and all thinking done by men.

 

[Ambrosious]

You don't have to propose it - it already exists. Conjunctive Prostatitis is the disease due to excessive idleness of male plumbing. Also known as Priest's disease or Northern Canadian Bachelor's Syndrome. The main symptoms are basically pain which, considering the location, could certainly alter any and all thinking done by men.

Validation! I knew it!

 

[Silverlily]

ROTFLMAO!

Also known as Priest's disease or Northern Canadian Bachelor's Syndrome. The main symptoms are basically pain which, considering the location, could certainly alter any and all thinking done by men.

Hahahaha, that was too funny! Thank you, Ron, I needed that.

 

[pandora]

Was I the only one that caught he said quote: excuse of horomones".......hey Ambrosious, you try it for a month and see if it's an excuse......mumble, mumble, mumble. If I were you, I duck and run if KM takes it that way too..lol

 

[Ambrosious]

I'm used to her kicking me around. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

And in that female thread, it is said that time of the month is the only time a woman can tell how she really feels, due to the nurturing thing the rest of the month. Sounds like hormones to me. And why should that be an excuse? If you ask me, ya'll should nurture EVERY single moment of the month, not just three weeks. Don't like it? Get a sex change. LOL