Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

[Palamino19]

Well remember, I'm always here for you, just let me know if you need someone to talk to about the bad thing that happened because you were being a little whorelette.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I believe if there are eXtenuating circumstances like that there are alternative pharmaceuticals that are considered acceptable.

Nah, we're clean. Well, I drink and smoke cigarettes occasionally, but that's it.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Well remember, I'm always here for you, just let me know if you need someone to talk to about the bad thing that happened because you were being a little whorelette.

I can't talk to you! You have NO IDEA what I'm going through! All you ever do is VICTIM BLAME!

 

[Palamino19]

I can't talk to you! You have NO IDEA what I'm going through! All you ever do is VICTIM BLAME!

If this spreads to enough forums, eventually there will be a guy whose like, "It was me, and seriously, I just don't like History Channel."

 

[smoothg103rd]

Not at all, but I do have something against idiots.

Maybe I don't seem as dumb in people. (Don't tell nobody) but in person I'm supposed to be a short, white, bald guy.

 

[Que]

Nah, we're clean. Well, I drink and smoke cigarettes occasionally, but that's it.

Well, clearly, this is something you need to work on. I don't think it is critical which party of the "three deal" is unconscious, but to maneuver yourself into an analogously sketchy situation as what was described in the OP, someone needs to have a bit too much of something.

Also, unless you have naturally impaired judgment, having it chemically impaired is highly recommended if you want to find yourself in sketchy situations. Exercising good judgment is anathema to that aim.

 

[Que]

Maybe I don't seem as dumb in people. (Don't tell nobody) but in person I'm supposed to be a short, white, bald guy.

Hey.... I'm not that short! Plus- boots.

Don't be riffing in the off-script too much or imma write you out. I am already noticing that my Palamino alt is getting me more traction up in this joint. If I had any idea how well people would take to him, I wouldn't have held it in reserve for 10 years.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe I don't seem as dumb in people.

I would not bet on that.

 

[Palamino19]

Well, clearly, this is something you need to work on. I don't think it is critical which party of the "three deal" is unconscious, but to maneuver yourself into an analogously sketchy situation as what was described in the OP, someone needs to have a bit too much of something.

Also, unless you have naturally impaired judgment, having it chemically impaired is highly recommended if you want to find yourself in sketchy situations. Exercising good judgment is anathema to that aim.

I think there's a workaround. If they were watching a Crispin Glover movie marathon sober, or listening to Seasons in the Sun while filling in all their Madlibs books with appropriate adverbs could achieve the same effect.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Hey.... I'm not that short! Plus- boots.

Don't be riffing in the off-script too much or imma write you out. I am already noticing that my Palamino alt is getting me more traction up in this joint. If I had any idea how well people would take to him, I wouldn't have held it in reserve for 10 years.

My bad, but you know how I get. I mean,you did write me.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I would not bet on that.

I will, can you cover it?

 

[DesEsseintes]

546 posts and no-one's picked up on the fact that KS spells axe properly?

I've got massive cognitive dissonance. I need someone to hold me and fuck me, in a platonic way. Don't judge me.

Please judge me.

 

[Que]

546 posts and no-one's picked up on the fact that KS spells axe properly?

I've got massive cognitive dissonance. I need someone to hold me and fuck me, in a platonic way. Don't judge me.

Please judge me.

I think you mean KS1. KS is dead.

If it helps, I think he read that on a bottle of body-wash.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I think you mean KS1. KS is dead.

If it helps, I think he read that on a bottle of body-wash.

KS will never die as long as we all carry a little piece of him inside us.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will, can you cover it?

Probably not. I am a poor fucker.

You buddy Killswish could hook you up. He makes bank each time he pushes his lawnmower.

 

[Que]

KS will never die as long as we all carry a little piece of him inside us.

Shrapnel?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Shrapnel?

Malignant, metastatising shrapnel.

 

[Lancecastor]

Anything more on Big Nose's rape?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Anything more on Big Nose's rape?

It's not all about you.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's not all about you.

Whoa... whut?

 

[Lancecastor]

Both in the OP and the NY article, garnate and the writer were drinking too much, leading to bad sex.

Yawn.

Garnate being raped, on the other hand, could be a good thread.

Please get your priorities straight, kids.

 

[lovetoread]

You can't/shouldn't legislate against bad sex. She's not wrong, in a sense - sex has always partly been about power, and where there is a societal imbalance that will always feel queasy. But not all power is bad.

The power to make someone gasp; to look where and when they didn't mean to, and for longer than they intended; to beg; to touch and stroke and nibble and kiss and lick and orgasm - are these not powers? Do we not all have them?

sex is a superpower?

 

[Pookie]

Holy shit. I just shot cum out of my ears. Great pic.

Does your cum taste like maple syrup? I mean, coming from a stick, wouldn't it be some kind of sap?

It would be so cool if it tasted like maple syrup ... especially since I'm eating pancakes this morning.

 

[Pookie]

Just trying to get things back on track ladies and gents.

You can consider my threads as always being off-track.

 

[DesEsseintes]

sex is a superpower?

Both are improved by movies and Lycra.