Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

[1HF]

I was going to bitch about the lack of more tits, but yossi has saved the day.

 

[30bandits]

I was going to bitch about the lack of more tits, but yossi has saved the day.

I think you should post yours too, just in case she changes her av.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Good lord, dude. Pmann fucking DIED after he saw it; what more do you need???

I hope you're happy. A man is dead now.

I'm back from the dead. I nearly had one of those deaths like Hollywood stars do where they choke on their own vomit because they have a drug addiction. Except mine was cum and a masturbation addiction.

Hello my name is Pmann and I have a problem and a really sore cock.

 

[Lord Pmann]

KS will never die as long as we all carry a little piece of him inside us.

His dick?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Does your cum taste like maple syrup? I mean, coming from a stick, wouldn't it be some kind of sap?

It would be so cool if it tasted like maple syrup ... especially since I'm eating pancakes this morning.

It totally does. You should try!?!

I have a little spigot on my dick. It's fantastic.

I'm a real hit down at the Waffle House.

 

[yossi]

I was going to bitch about the lack of more tits, but yossi has saved the day.

http://i.imgur.com/dbQk0Ex.jpg

 

[zipman]

And I would never be dating you to begin with, so it looks like it's a moot point.

Actually, wouldn't that make it a "smoot" point?

 

[1HF]

I think you should post yours too, just in case she changes her av.

I already have. No need to clutter the thread with my boobages.

My day has officially started off on a good note

 

[Eyereadtoo]

I came here to get the name of the person that inspired this thread. Then i read where 1HF had bewbage pics posted.

I missed both.

I so hate my fuckin' life right now.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think, even with all the boobs and stuff in this thread, we have gotten off point. This is a thread about a girl who went to a stranger's house who she met on a hookup site, got high, got in bed with a guy whilst her drunk husband is passed out and was shocked when something went awry after shouting NO zero times. I mean, what was she to do with his advances. She tried nothing and she was all out of ideas.

This concerns me. Next thing you know, that hottie I met on escorts.com is gonna want me to pay her to suck my dick. How can you trust people you meet on these interwebz these days?

 

[Disgustipated]

Just the post I've been looking for!

I'm here to help.

Shame it's mainly window lickers on here.

And short bussers. My bad had a song called "Window Licker". It sucked.

 

[Palamino19]

They were discussing feminism's failure to I dunno, confront? the inherent objectification of sex.

The post this was from was really good, just wanted to address this point.

She is not discussing that. The key part is this:

"...ethical sex is hard. And it won’t stop being hard until we … minimize, as much as possible, power imbalances related to sex."

To illustrate using the dynamic so often used to demonstrate that women are not interested in power, and prefer abdicating. The idea that woman want to be taken.

If a woman wants to be taken, then her choice is a power. The man willing to take her also is exhibiting a power, but between the two things, there is no power imbalance. Two people trading equally

If she does so seeking to please, but he does not recognize this, a power imbalance is in place, because she feels a need to be aware of his needs, and he shares no such awareness. Such arrangements don't last, ime.

Some parts of the article, like most feminist and non-feminist discussions of sex, spends a lot of time talking about the problems with what we view of sex while maintaining the safe distance of never really talking about sex as a practicum, which itself is part of the problem, imo. The good male lover is a 'strong man', a nearly useless measure, the good female lover is a bit of a harder quantity because of other value judgments imposed on it.

I won't type more, just felt like clarifying what I'm pretty sure is the focus of the article. Not the objectification of sex, or the problems of power, but the issue of power imbalances.

And I fucking hate haiku.

 

[Palamino19]

I already have. No need to clutter the thread with my boobages.

I don't think you understand the meaning of 'clutter'. Not that you need to post boobie pics, just, your boobies can really tie a room together.

 

[1HF]

I don't think you understand the meaning of 'clutter'. Not that you need to post boobie pics, just, your boobies can really tie a room together.

They aren't that saggy, jerk.

 

[Palamino19]

They aren't that saggy, jerk.

They're not saggy at all. I'm saying they make the room pop. They justify that lamp with that portait, and the lovely flesh tones bring a subtlety that harkens to a classic style.

 

[1HF]

They're not saggy at all. I'm saying they make the room pop. They justify that lamp with that portait, and the lovely flesh tones bring a subtlety that harkens to a classic style.

Way to ruin my sarcasm with a lovely worded reply.

 

[pensivepoet]

They aren't that saggy, jerk.

Just as long as you don't have to tuck em in your panty hose.

 

[pensivepoet]

There
All fixed
Back on topic

 

[Palamino19]

Way to ruin my sarcasm with a lovely worded reply.

I'm the worst kind of asshole.

 

[yossi]

And I fucking hate haiku.

This sentiment would better be expressed in the form of 5, 7, 5, I think. All the better if you can throw in a penis reference.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Screw this thread, I'm heading over to ampics where the tits flow like wine.

 

[spacekowboy]

This sentiment would better be expressed in the form of 5, 7, 5, I think. All the better if you can throw in a penis reference.

I fucking hate
Haiku, it sucks monkey balls
I have a penis.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Okay I'm back. Ampics couldn't guarantee anything as perky as 1HF's tatas nor anything near as nice as yossi's.

So entertain me people. And enough with the damn haikus.

Aaaaaaaaaand GO!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Way to ruin my sarcasm with a lovely worded reply.

Hahaha. It was such a brilliant joke too.

 

[Pookie]

Screw this thread, I'm heading over to ampics where the tits flow like wine.

I never could get into the whole lactation fetish thingie. *shrugs*