Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

Expressing yourself
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic-

John Cooper Clarke
 
Part of the reason I hate haiku is that the syllable rule isn't the only rule to them, but so few people realize that.

I realize this is totally snobby, but the second part covers for this fact.

The other part is because I fucking hate haiku.
 
Finally, something we can agree on. :kiss:

While being a specific type of asshole has its pitfalls, I find solace in knowing that I am considered an asshole especially by women with the most gorgeous, flowing hair, and I can hardly feel their disdain in the satisfaction of knowing that their staggering beauty has not passed the day unadmired.
 
I always count the
syllables on my fingers
Else I fuck it up
 
While being a specific type of asshole has its pitfalls, I find solace in knowing that I am considered an asshole especially by women with the most gorgeous, flowing hair, and I can hardly feel their disdain in the satisfaction of knowing that their staggering beauty has not passed the day unadmired.

A specific type of asshole who is well versed in flattery I see. Your post made me smile, so thank you.
 
I am on the other side of the typical coin. Orgasms can be elusive for me. I have yet to meet a woman, young or old that is not discomfited by that. Reassurances that the ride without a destination is well worth it to me seem to do no good. I have tried it with and without a heads up in advance.

I fall in the same category. Back when, I usually made a point to cum the first time, then explained that, yeah, maybe once a week, or two weeks, or month. but don't worry, this means I'm more than willing to attack at the slightest motion.

Still, some people are not comfortable with it, which is sucky, as it's hard to get them to understand that the sex is amazing.
 
Part of the reason I hate haiku is that the syllable rule isn't the only rule to them, but so few people realize that.

I realize this is totally snobby, but the second part covers for this fact.

The other part is because I fucking hate haiku.

THIS damnit...THIS right up there.
 
This is where I always fuck up. The whole wall of text thing always gives me away.

I hate that.

That's the advantage of keeping the sardonic bald guy thing only for the main account. Plausible deniability and all.
 
That's the advantage of keeping the sardonic bald guy thing only for the main account. Plausible deniability and all.

Nothing like a wig and a paste-on mustache to throw the hounds off-scent.
 
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