Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

I see that the one who is always attacked has yet again insinuated himself into something else that has nothing to do with him just so he can tell us what is right and wrong.
 
People here are so much of pussies they can't even say a name? Yeah bitch! You! Lovetoread,bitch you. UbitchU. See? I'm gangsta with mines. Stop talking indirectly, hoe. And put a name to it.
 
You feel me knocking? Well let me in.

On a serious note, yeah. You posting naked pictures isn't harmless. His family that you love so much could be seeing them. His best friend could be seeing them. If he is ok with everyone knowing how his girl body look, he's a sucka.

Your family and friends could be seeing the shit you say.

Because REAL men need to know that they're the ONLY ones who can see it. Because MANLINESS.
 
I don't want to be an alarmist, but it appears, from the reflection in your husband's sunglasses, that you are heading quickly and dangerously close to two stars. I suggest you adjust course in whatever manner is jiggliest.
 
I don't want to be an alarmist, but it appears, from the reflection in your husband's sunglasses, that you are heading quickly and dangerously close to two stars. I suggest you adjust course in whatever manner is jiggliest.

Dude, don't say jiggle. We're both fat, so our sex is like a bowl of Jello during an earthquake.
 
Wait, you two are in a bed there. What are you doing not watching TV? You are giving this man unreasonable expectations of the platonic value of one friend holding another friend's boob(cause bras can be constricting, after all). There should be TV, and possibly and unconscious person added.
 
You feel me knocking? Well let me in.

On a serious note, yeah. You posting naked pictures isn't harmless. His family that you love so much could be seeing them. His best friend could be seeing them. If he is ok with everyone knowing how his girl body look, he's a sucka.

Hey, I'm with her on this one, stop being such a purist.
Didn't know you were thinking of joining a nunnery.;)
 
Hey, I'm with her on this one, stop being such a purist.
Didn't know you were thinking of joining a nunnery.;)

Me being for real, if I found out my girl was posting nudes online, I'm dumping her. I like to look at some of the women here, but I don't want no other man looking at what's mines.
 
Wait, you two are in a bed there. What are you doing not watching TV? You are giving this man unreasonable expectations of the platonic value of one friend holding another friend's boob(cause bras can be constricting, after all). There should be TV, and possibly and unconscious person added.

Oh my GOD. I was being sexually assaulted, wasn't I? Thank goodness you alerted me, so that I may now be outraged.
 
Me being for real, if I found out my girl was posting nudes online, I'm dumping her. I like to look at some of the women here, but I don't want no other man looking at what's mines.

And I would never be dating you to begin with, so it looks like it's a moot point.
 
Wait, you two are in a bed there. What are you doing not watching TV? You are giving this man unreasonable expectations of the platonic value of one friend holding another friend's boob(cause bras can be constricting, after all). There should be TV, and possibly and unconscious person added.

...and some wine and weed.
 
Oh my GOD. I was being sexually assaulted, wasn't I? Thank goodness you alerted me, so that I may now be outraged.

It's a fine line. I heard of a guy who was three fingers deep in a friend once, because, you know, he had circulation problems, and it was winter. Next thing you know, he bites her shoulder and says he like her. He's in the penn now. Best to keep his kind of scum off the streets.
 
This one's a toughy since he doesn't drink and neither of us smokes...

I believe if there are eXtenuating circumstances like that there are alternative pharmaceuticals that are considered acceptable.
 
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