Down

There was a Beagle, an Alsatian and a Retriver in the park. Between them they had sniffed a few trees, wetted down some bark and placed a few parcels on the grass where the fairy rings would grow.

Lazing in the morning sunshine the Alsatian said to the other two, "You know, my guy thinks he's so clever but I can run faster than him, I can jump higher than him, and I can sure a fuck scare the shit out of people, he's a pussy compared to me."

The Retriver, raises an ear and turns his head toward the other two, "My guy takes me hunting. All the times we have been he has never hit anything. I bring ducks back and he thinks he's knocked them out of the sky, he's a dork."

The Beagle, sticks his head between his legs and starts liking his balls.

The other two say "What are you doing that for?"

"Because I can," replies the Beagle, "my guy has to get another guy to help him."

NL

Sorry Snoops, best I could do
 
"remember when you're sad and blue,the great oak tree was once a little nut like you"

My dad always used ot say this to me when i was a bit down. If that doesn't work have a

*great big hug and a kiss*

instead!
 
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Sub Joe said:
Don't look for any help from me. Maybe This Guy can help.

Well ,I guess there's always someone more ugly than yourself. :)

neonlyte said:
There was a Beagle, an Alsatian and a Retriver in the park. Between them they had sniffed a few trees, wetted down some bark and placed a few parcels on the grass where the fairy rings would grow.

Lazing in the morning sunshine the Alsatian said to the other two, "You know, my guy thinks he's so clever but I can run faster than him, I can jump higher than him, and I can sure a fuck scare the shit out of people, he's a pussy compared to me."

The Retriver, raises an ear and turns his head toward the other two, "My guy takes me hunting. All the times we have been he has never hit anything. I bring ducks back and he thinks he's knocked them out of the sky, he's a dork."

The Beagle, sticks his head between his legs and starts liking his balls.

The other two say "What are you doing that for?"

"Because I can," replies the Beagle, "my guy has to get another guy to help him."

NL

Sorry Snoops, best I could do

Lol. It's not a bad joke though I seem to be out of shape, because I can't do that.

English Lady said:
"remember when you're sad and blue,the great oak tree was once a little nut like you"

My dad always used ot say this to me when i was a bit down. If that doesn't work have a

*great big hug and a kiss*

instead!

That's actually a very nice sentence. I might want to remember it.
Thnx so much for the hugs. :kiss: es for you too.

Mysteryjj said:
Hello snoop, wanna suck my tit??:devil: :D :D :rose:

Mmmhhhmmm what an offer. Your av definitely makes me wanna go for it. :) :heart:

Thnx everybody for cheering me up. Still feeling a bit down but it's getting better I guess. With nice people on here things can never be too bad. :)

Snoopy, off for some tit sucking
 
Hi Snoopy!

I can't have my little puppy being down...

How about getting really down...

And going down on Aunty Loulou for a bit? :eek:

Or, if that doesn't do it...

How about I go down on YOU? :eek:

I'm often down, for one reason or another. :p

Get that silly grin off your face, you're supposed to be feeling Blue!

:p

Hey, I tried to make you laugh. :D

Lou ;) :rose: :kiss:
 
Tatelou said:
Hi Snoopy!

I can't have my little puppy being down...

How about getting really down...

And going down on Aunty Loulou for a bit? :eek:

Or, if that doesn't do it...

How about I go down on YOU? :eek:

I'm often down, for one reason or another. :p

Get that silly grin off your face, you're supposed to be feeling Blue!

:p

Hey, I tried to make you laugh. :D

Lou ;) :rose: :kiss:

Hey Lou Lou. Thnx sweetheart. I always appreciate it when you talk to me. Makes me feel better. But you know sometimes there are those days.....
(No, not THESE days :) )
Concerning your offer: How about first I get down on you, then you get down on me. (Oh boy, what am I saying, lol)
That should do the trick. I could need a little distraction from everything else.

Snoopy, whimper
 
SnoopDog said:
Hey Lou Lou. Thnx sweetheart. I always appreciate it when you talk to me. Makes me feel better. But you know sometimes there are those days.....
(No, not THESE days :) )
Concerning your offer: How about first I get down on you, then you get down on me. (Oh boy, what am I saying, lol)
That should do the trick. I could need a little distraction from everything else.

Snoopy, whimper

How about we just cuddle up in bed and have a good old heart to heart?

Then, after that, we could get down and dirty. ;)

Yes, I can be very naughty, but I'm also an extremely good listener. I love close hugs in bed and a nice chit chat.

I definitely know what you mean. I have days like that, too, but they are getting less and less. I've found a certain happiness in my life recently, which was missing before. I hope you can also find that certain something that brightens your days and stops you getting those horrible down days.

I'm good at distraction, btw... just give me a bark and I'll get busy on ya. :devil:

Lou :heart:
 
*HUGS*

Don't have anything to offer that comes close to JJJ's tit or going down on Lou Lou. My pearls of wisdom are no match for EL. But when I am down. Sometimes just an honest caring hug from a friend helps. Hopefully it will for you too.

-Colly
 
Come here boy....come on.....*patting my lap*

I'll scratch behind your ears and rub your tummy.

No need to be down little beagle, we'll take care of you. I just went through a down period too, oddly enough, a few folks I know just went through one, so let's just say it's the weather. It doesn't do us good to sit and dwell on what is really bothering us, and, sometimes it's just nice to sit here and be among friends. I know it won't make the problems go away, but it will make you feel a little better to know you have a warm lap and lot's of hugs here.


This might make you feel better.......

~A~
:kiss:
 

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cloudy said:
Hey Snoopy.....I'll share my silver lining......


:kiss: Cloudy

Thnx so much Cloudy. :) :kiss:

Colleen Thomas said:
*HUGS*

Don't have anything to offer that comes close to JJJ's tit or going down on Lou Lou. My pearls of wisdom are no match for EL. But when I am down. Sometimes just an honest caring hug from a friend helps. Hopefully it will for you too.

-Colly

Actually it does. All the hugs I got so far. Feeling already better now.
And even if easter is gone, I'm always willing to hug those easter bunnies, you know that. Lol :)


ABSTRUSE said:
Come here boy....come on.....*patting my lap*

I'll scratch behind your ears and rub your tummy.

No need to be down little beagle, we'll take care of you. I just went through a down period too, oddly enough, a few folks I know just went through one, so let's just say it's the weather. It doesn't do us good to sit and dwell on what is really bothering us, and, sometimes it's just nice to sit here and be among friends. I know it won't make the problems go away, but it will make you feel a little better to know you have a warm lap and lot's of hugs here.


This might make you feel better.......

~A~
:kiss:

Aaaahhhh I just love to be scratched nehing my ears. It always makes my tail go nuts. Ehm, well.
Don't know whether it's the weather. Maybe that plays its part. I hope you're fine now. As well as your friends. I guess everybody is down sometimes. And what could be better than a few warm words from your Lit friends. :)
So I'll give you some warm hugzzzz as well. :heart: :kiss:

Oh and the pic, lol. I wished somebody would have really kicked his ass in time.

Snoopy, sees a better day coming.
 
Coming in late, as usual. I hope this bunch has cheered you up, Snoops. I'll just throw another hug on the dogpile for ya. :kiss:

I know I can never look at that smiling face without grinning. :)

- Mindy
 

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lucky-E-leven said:

:) :kiss:
Thnx a lot sweetheart

minsue said:
Coming in late, as usual. I hope this bunch has cheered you up, Snoops. I'll just throw another hug on the dogpile for ya. :kiss:

I know I can never look at that smiling face without grinning. :)

- Mindy

Ah that's just a great picture of me. :)
Thnx a lot. Actually I can tell you that there wasn't one single post in this thread that didn't cheer me up. :)
Thnx

Snoopy
 
*comes back in and picks up her :kiss: *


Hope you're feeling a little sunnier now....just hollar if you need anything ;) anything at all :devil:
 
Thnx a lot for the offer. I'll gladly take it when needed. But due to the ammount of those offers I got I'll have to infomr the entire Lit community when I need something, lol.
Thnx to all of you
At the moment it's rather like this :)

Snoopy, romping in the garden
 
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