Quick question: Is it spelled "come" or "cum"?

[Kumquatqueen]

Where do 'cummies' fit in?

In the bin.

 

[OralAllOver]

Similarity, is it spelled "ex-girlfriend" or "psycho bitch?"

 

[Bramblethorn]

I remember my mother, of all people, taking me to one side when I was a teenager (and swearing for England), and pointing out that if I said 'fuck, cunt, bollocks' all the time, then when I really meant it nobody would notice.

This is high quality parenting.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Similarity, is it spelled "ex-girlfriend" or "psycho bitch?"

If every one of your exes is a psycho bitch, it's time to start thinking about what the common factor in all of those relationships was.

 

[designatedvictim]

As a larval-stage writer, the word choice I make for this term is completely a bias of the writer.

I, personally, can't stand seeing it written as cum.

When it's spoken, I simply squint at the speaker, then assume that they spelled it 'come.'

Of course, the woman in my last piece refer to it as 'cock juice.' YMMV.

 

[TheLobster]

If every one of your exes is a psycho bitch, it's time to start thinking about what the common factor in all of those relationships was.

Duh! It’s obvious: they were women. All women in the end prove themselves to be psycho bitches.

</sarcasm>, in case that wasn’t clear

 

[SPARTAN047]

'I climaxed' is 'I'm cumming'.

I had a climax' is 'I came'.

 

[yowser]

Always another variation:

https://flic.kr/p/2qaytU7