Doomsday Preppers

[islandman]

Remember when you asked if cows explode if you don't milk them? baahahaha!! That was funny.

I take solace in the fact that despite your best efforts, you'll be one of the first dead post-apocalypse.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I take solace in the fact that despite your best efforts, you'll be one of the first dead post-apocalypse.

You think an exploding cow will get me?

 

[islandman]

You think an exploding cow will get me?

Zombies.

 

[JuanVato]

Ones in Texas

The people in Floresville in the steel shipping containers were interesting.

I wonder how they feel in September when it is 100 degrees and they can fry eggs on those things.

That girl in Houston who said she worked out 4 hours a day. I call BS on that.

As long as I have guns and ammo and unarmed neighbors...

 

[KRCummings]

The people in Floresville in the steel shipping containers were interesting.

I wonder how they feel in September when it is 100 degrees and they can fry eggs on those things.

That girl in Houston who said she worked out 4 hours a day. I call BS on that.

As long as I have guns and ammo and unarmed neighbors...

Working out 4 hours a day would make her a fucking Terminator in a year.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Department of Homeland Security has stated that doomsday preppers are all dangerous terrorists.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*grins*

Oh, she was 'interesting'.

My wife's kinda interesting too.

She used to be a pack rat. Now she's a pack rat with a purpose...


Special case of "Hoarders."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh, that says "hoarding".


I thought it said "whoring" and I got interested.


I have always liked the notched-nosed squaws.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The Geisha whores are with the silk merchant...

The fencing instructor is over the fence.

Sake makes us brilliant!

Stock up...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'll have to face the apocalypse sober.


Maybe I'll gnaw on spent brass for fun.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Johnny told me I can't eat gold, so I traded it for Tequila...



To barter with Comancheros...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Some group of preppers last night were making liquor from apples.

Back in the hills, we called that Apple Jack. It was the Cadillac of home brew.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No good can come of stored liquor, guns and ammo...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Terrorists

 

[JohnnySavage]

Addendum to the Thread:

I have given a great deal of thought to the problem of ground transportation. In every movie you see about a doomsday situation, ground transportation is hindered by roving bands of rapists and scavengers, or by lack of suitable surface.

I've decided that I will need a helicopter. It's more practical than an airplane and solves the transportation problems. Theoretically, I'd need a supply of fuel as well as a map of possible fueling stations should I need to stay OTM.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*

I'm going back up to KANSAS and re-liberating my horse...

I might put a 427 on my mule...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm reminded of the "Left Behind" series (excellent books btw - even from a non-religiously point of view) and how the people just got on a jet and flew wherever they wanted. That would be cool.

I wonder where one learns to fly a helicopter. I did look into flying lessons for fixed-winged aircraft. $8,000 though. That was pretty pricey.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're giving me an image of Thunderdome...


I'll bet it's in East St. Louie!

Lots of pork in Missourah!

 

[Honey123]

Addendum to the Thread:

I have given a great deal of thought to the problem of ground transportation. In every movie you see about a doomsday situation, ground transportation is hindered by roving bands of rapists and scavengers, or by lack of suitable surface.

I've decided that I will need a helicopter. It's more practical than an airplane and solves the transportation problems. Theoretically, I'd need a supply of fuel as well as a map of possible fueling stations should I need to stay OTM.

Well in strong winds, can you fly a helicopter? And how many does it hold?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Well in strong winds, can you fly a helicopter? And how many does it hold?

I'm thinking that I could learn to fly one then perhaps buy a very small one for my personal use. In a doomsday situation, I would probably be able to go to a National Guard station and commandeer one of those big ones that holds 20 people. Although, I wouldn't want to be the leader of a group of 20. There are bound to be shit-stirrers in a group of that size. So let's stick with a small chopper that only holds 4 or 5.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Does it not occur to you that the National Guard might be your "roving bands of rapists and scavengers?"

 

[JohnnySavage]

Does it not occur to you that the National Guard might be your "roving bands of rapists and scavengers?"

Well, you can't plan for every possible scenario. All you can do is have a basic outline and adapt as the situation on the ground changes.

 

[Honey123]

I'm thinking that I could learn to fly one then perhaps buy a very small one for my personal use. In a doomsday situation, I would probably be able to go to a National Guard station and commandeer one of those big ones that holds 20 people. Although, I wouldn't want to be the leader of a group of 20. There are bound to be shit-stirrers in a group of that size. So let's stick with a small chopper that only holds 4 or 5.

Yeah, but those shit stirrers could be used for....zombie bait...especially the slow runners.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yeah, but those shit stirrers could be used for....zombie bait...especially the slow runners.

They would undermine my authority, and possibly bang my women. We can't have that.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, you can't plan for every possible scenario. All you can do is have a basic outline and adapt as the situation on the ground changes.

Please note that we will be using our heaviest ordnance against helicopters assuming, of course, it is the government and its agents coming to "help" us...


(... probably by redistributing our prep materials.)