Doomsday Preppers

[Batch]

I don't think future looters are presently watching...

The real wacko was the "gourmet" doomsday lady.

She's going to survive with style and good vittles...

*grins*

Oh, she was 'interesting'.

 

[JohnnySavage]

NatGeo. Now.

I really need a bug-out bag.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I also think I'm gonna need a gun.

And bullets.

 

[koalabear]

I also think I'm gonna need a gun.

And bullets.

You just need a rock or a stick, that will get you a gun off your first victim.

 

[islandman]

And a semi.

And some beads and trinkets with which to trade for life-giving Skoal.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I woulda had a bunch of salami hanging in that sleeper. And I don't mean my salami.

 

[islandman]

Other guys' salami?

Weirdo.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Other guys' salami?

Weirdo.

You have a dirty mind. Sometimes a salami is just a salami.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Those isolation suits wouldn't stop diddly. Especially since the back is open, thereby allowing diddly penetration.

 

[Farrah]

I also think I'm gonna need a gun.

And bullets.

Do you really not own a gun?

*skeptical*

 

[JohnnySavage]

Do you really not own a gun?

*skeptical*

I haven't owned or shot a gun since I was just a little fella. They were flintlock back then.

 

[Farrah]

I haven't owned or shot a gun since I was just a little fella. They were flintlock back then.

Oh. How old are you?

I'm a hulluva shot, myself. *nods proudly*

 

[JohnnySavage]

Oh. How old are you?

I'm a hulluva shot, myself. *nods proudly*

I'm mature.


As I recall, it's not that hard. You just point the open end at the bad guy.

 

[KRCummings]

I've decided that during the zombie apocalypse I will find a secure location and declare myself queen of all the land. Anyone wanting sanctuary will submit to my every whim up to and including self sacrifice to the zombie hoard if I happen to find it funny on a given day.
It's a good plan and I look forward to implementing it.

 

[Farrah]

I'm mature.


As I recall, it's not that hard. You just point the open end at the bad guy.

I've only shot at targets. No bad guys. Yet.

 

[Farrah]

I've decided that during the zombie apocalypse I will find a secure location and declare myself queen of all the land. Anyone wanting sanctuary will submit to my every whim up to and including self sacrifice to the zombie hoard if I happen to find it funny on a given day.
It's a good plan and I look forward to implementing it.

That was going to be my plan.

 

[islandman]

"So, let's say that the water rises and we all died because you wanted to finish the school year here."

Mama O'Brien is cuckoo for coco-puffs.

 

[KRCummings]

That was going to be my plan.

Yes, well I'm sorry about your luck. As consolation I will allow you to eat some maggoty dog meat as your last meal before you are sacrificed as entertainment for myself and my court.

 

[KRCummings]

"So, let's say that the water rises and we all died because you wanted to finish the school year here."

Mama O'Brien is cuckoo for coco-puffs.

This is why I don't believe any of that end of the world nonsense you hear so much about. Nope, we all know it's going to be zombies. That's just common sense.

 

[JohnnySavage]

This is why I don't believe any of that end of the world nonsense you hear so much about. Nope, we all know it's going to be zombies. That's just common sense.

You keep yammering on and on about zombies. It's almost as if you aren't taking this seriously.

 

[Farrah]

Yes, well I'm sorry about your luck. As consolation I will allow you to eat some maggoty dog meat as your last meal before you are sacrificed as entertainment for myself and my court.

That's badass. I have to give props where props are due.

 

[KRCummings]

You keep yammering on and on about zombies. It's almost as if you aren't taking this seriously.

Keep thinking that way. We'll see who laughs last.

 

[islandman]

You keep yammering on and on about zombies. It's almost as if you aren't taking this seriously.

No, she keeps yammering as though we're taking her seriously.

 

[KRCummings]

No, she keeps yammering as though we're taking her seriously.

You also disappoint me.

 

[JohnnySavage]

No, she keeps yammering as though we're taking her seriously.

Remember when you asked if cows explode if you don't milk them? baahahaha!! That was funny.