Doomsday Preppers

[JohnnySavage]

You have reality shows set in CERN and FERMILAB? Cool, when are they on?

You lepton that right away!

 

[Sean]

You lepton that right away!

Stop that! You'll have Breakwall in here with gags like that and then where will we be? Geekville, that's where!

 

[Rolando2]

A country boy can survive! and YES, I are one. click it.

 

[Riles]

Here's a question for you:

If cows need to be milked every X hours, what happens after a few days? Do their udders explode?

No, but they do die.

Mastitis > Gangrene > Necrosis

 

[MonaLittle]

No, but they do die.

Mastitis > Gangrene > Necrosis

awwww. Now that's just sad

 

[islandman]

No, but they do die.

Mastitis > Gangrene > Necrosis

Merde.

Nowhere in that sequence do I see "chocolate milk".

 

[JohnnySavage]

...do cows explode

 

[Lorilei]

Merde.

Nowhere in that sequence do I see "chocolate milk".

I always preferred strawberry.

 

[islandman]

I always preferred strawberry.

Come now, Lorilei, that's a little out of the realm of reality.

 

[MonaLittle]

...do cows explode

Not a good visual

 

[trysail]

You lepton that right away!

If it quarks like a duck...

 

[Lorilei]

Come now, Lorilei, that's a little out of the realm of reality.

Not in my imaginary post-apocalyptic world.

 

[Riles]

awwww. Now that's just sad

And fighteningly not that long ago it was happening all over the place.

BSE left it's mark in more ways than one, but consumers were barely aware. Now THAT's sad.

 

[MonaLittle]

And fighteningly not that long ago it was happening all over the place.

BSE left it's mark in more ways than one, but consumers were barely aware. Now THAT's sad.

I dont like hearing things like that. I don't like how it's swept under the rug.

 

[Sean]

And fighteningly not that long ago it was happening all over the place.

BSE left it's mark in more ways than one, but consumers were barely aware. Now THAT's sad.

One good thing about Britain, because of the whole BSE thing, we now have the most tested cattle/ sheep/ abattoirs in the world.

 

[thør]

I dont like hearing things like that. I don't like how it's swept under the rug.

It's kinda scary to look under the rug.

 

[trysail]

And fighteningly not that long ago it was happening all over the place.

BSE left it's mark in more ways than one, but consumers were barely aware. Now THAT's sad.

Whoaa! Now hold on a minute...

Bovine
Spongiform
Encephalopathy



What is it that you're trying to tell us?

 

[Riles]

One good thing about Britain, because of the whole BSE thing, we now have the most tested cattle/ sheep/ abattoirs in the world.

I can't say if you are right or not on that, but it's a bigger issue for countries your way as the organs tend to be utilized for human consumption more than over here.

The E.coli issue scares me more.

 

[Riles]

Whoaa! Now hold on a minute...

Bovine
Spongiform
Encephalopathy

What is it that you're trying to tell us?

Ummm....I'm not sure. What is it you don't know?

 

[Sean]

I can't say if you are right or not on that, but it's a bigger issue for countries your way as the organs tend to be utilized for human consumption more than over here.

The E.coli issue scares me more.

The meat in the food chain is now totally traceable from birth to plate.

 

[SomeLikeIt]

You have reality shows set in CERN and FERMILAB? Cool, when are they on?

I strongly suspect the CERN Hadron Collider has something to do with all the floating penises I've seen around today.

 

[Riles]

The meat in the food chain is now totally traceable from birth to plate.

I haven't looked at your system, but I would bet that not unlike Canada and the US, consumers are TOLD that, but the truth is that there is a significant breakdown in the transfer of the information between birthplace and hook.

 

[Sean]

I haven't looked at your system, but I would bet that not unlike Canada and the US, consumers are TOLD that, but the truth is that there is a significant breakdown in the transfer of the information between birthplace and hook.

Not any more. You forget what a big deal BSE/ CJD was over here.

 

[KRCummings]

The meat in the food chain is now totally traceable from birth to plate.

Most food is like that now. Whenever there's an outbreak they know almost immediately where it came from. Very rare that they can't pinpoint the source within a day or two. Sometimes it will take them a while to figure out how but they always know where.

 

[trysail]

Ummm....I'm not sure. What is it you don't know?

When a cattle rancher mentions BSE, my antennæ have this weird tendency to perk up a bit.