!?!?DOOMS DAY!?!?! Yipes!!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Whether it might be hidden clues within the bible or other similar prophecy -

Does anyone give any credence to portent or our doom - the end of mankind?

This shit in the Middle East has me worried.

 

[Roll-One]

not to much, i try to never worry about what i can't controll...

I have always felt, that if it was meant to be, then there is nothing i can do about it..so why worry, Life is to short to worry about the things i can't controll.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good thought.....

I don't know if I can go there. My training holds tight to me. I'm driven to be "the last man standing." And if I'm not, I've got to go down spewing venom in flames.

I must "see where it's coming from" so I can plan accordingly. No matter what the possible "incident" - natures catastrophe, like a hurricane or man made, trucker's strike, fuel shortages - whatever, I plan. I plan an escape route all the time - even when I'm walking down the street. I strategically sit a tables in restaurants and bars where I can view any possible problem - and if one arises - plan accordingly.

No, I'm not paranoid - I think I was born with this, it's nearly innate - a natural soldier. I actually enjoy it.

Just the way I am.

 

[Roll-One]

I can understand that, and there's nothing wrong with the way you feel,

Oh Yeah... i to sit myself where i can know what is going on around me, i think everyone should be aware of whats going on around them..

But i don't think that would be worry, thats just being cautious

specially the way the world is today.

 

[Expertise]

Its called the "contingency mentality" Sparky.... welcome to the club. It gets real fun when when the people around you are the polar opposite. You have no idea how much I value situational awareness.

Ramallah could have some serious connotations,

 

[April]

Situational awareness can be learned. The best place to learn it is an overseas BX! LOL That's where I learned it. The ability to know where people are and not step on them. And your eyes never stop moving. It requires practice, though. Sadly, I'm losing it slowly.

 

[Bobtoad777]

This is gonna get me flammed but Sparky, no matter how bad things get anywheres there is a minimum of 1007 years left for the planet, of this ammount I am positive.. If you want me to explain let me know if not go ahead and flame me lily white bottom all over the place.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Why would I flame?

When I need to hear this. Spew boy - spew.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Why would I get falmed ? Oh, I don't know any time I get talking Bible on here I get flammed. but antyways I will give you the readers digest version, just to save time and space, If you would like email me for larger more explained details.

490 years/70 weeks sands of time, Jesus came stopped the clock at 483 with mystery of church, church told will be removed, final 7 years/1 week starts ticking, big fight, 1000 years millenial kingdom God ruling on earth, 100 years over earth destroyed and new heaven and earth.

 

[Bobtoad777]

addendum:

church still here final 7 year/1 week not started plus 1000 year millenial kingdom equals 1007 years left of planet earth

 

[Ramlick]

Don't be silly.

 

[Cheri]

490 years/70 weeks sands of time, Jesus came stopped the clock at 483 with mystery of church, church told will be removed, final 7 years/1 week starts ticking, big fight, 1000 years millenial kingdom God ruling on earth, 100 years over earth destroyed and new heaven and earth.

I think your literal interpretation is a bit simplistic, Bob. I can follow you though cause I grew up Assemblies and those are some wigged out people when it comes the the end times! I am of the belief that there is no set date for the start of the apocalypse or the rapture, whichever you believe. God in his infitite wisdom isn't in the habit of giving out detailed blueprints no matter how you interpret Revelation and the other prophetic books of the Bible.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay toad boy....

You were right - you are a flamer - and a thumper. Better put on yer best white shirt, conservative neck tie and best dockers - hop on yer bike and start going door to door.

When those guys come to my door - I make sure I wearing my bathrobe with nothin' on underneath. I'm drinkin' a 16oz PBR (that's Pabst Blue Ribbon for you northern folks) and I say with a grin,"c'mon in boys, I bin expectn' ya."

Makes'em run everytime.

 

[Bobtoad777]

490 years/70 weeks sands of time, Jesus came stopped the clock at 483 with mystery of church, church told will be removed, final 7 years/1 week starts ticking, big fight, 1000 years millenial kingdom God ruling on earth, 100 years over earth destroyed and new heaven and earth.

I think your literal interpretation is a bit simplistic, Bob. I can follow you though cause I grew up Assemblies and those are some wigged out people when it comes the the end times! I am of the belief that there is no set date for the start of the apocalypse or the rapture, whichever you believe. God in his infitite wisdom isn't in the habit of giving out detailed blueprints no matter how you interpret Revelation and the other prophetic books of the Bible.

Did I give any dates dear Cheri? Don't recall doing so. I don't know or claim to know when or how the end times will start, I just claim to know how they will end. Please don't compare me with the Assemblies or any organization, thank you.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Okay toad boy....

You were right - you are a flamer - and a thumper. Better put on yer best white shirt, conservative neck tie and best dockers - hop on yer bike and start going door to door.

When those guys come to my door - I make sure I wearing my bathrobe with nothin' on underneath. I'm drinkin' a 16oz PBR (that's Pabst Blue Ribbon for you northern folks) and I say with a grin,"c'mon in boys, I bin expectn' ya."

Makes'em run everytime.

I don't thump, i dont set dates. I see things how I see them. I don't wear white shirts. I don't wear ties period. and i don't own Dockers. And Don't compare me to a mormon please, thank you.

I find it handy to have a dead chicken fresh from the butcher handy, and answer the door with the decaptiated blood dripping chicken by the feet in one hand and a butcher kniwfe in the other, and ask them if they want to join me for the evening sacrifice. Works wonders for keeping them away.

 

[Cheri]

no matter how bad things get anywheres there is a minimum of 1007 years left for the planet, of this ammount I am positive..

Kinda specific, no? And I didn't compare you with anything you ultra sensitive boy! I just said that was where I was coming from. Perhaps you should go back and read my message a bit more thoroughly!

 

[R Nitelight]

I was talking to my dog today, and he said that we were safe for at least the next eight years.
You can trust Rags. He's a dalmation.

 

[Bobtoad777]

no matter how bad things get anywheres there is a minimum of 1007 years left for the planet, of this ammount I am positive..

Kinda specific, no? And I didn't compare you with anything you ultra sensitive boy! I just said that was where I was coming from. Perhaps you should go back and read my message a bit more thoroughly!

Specific in how the ends times will run, but as for when it stars i have no specifics. the 1007 could start tommorrow could start a million years from now.

Sorry, for the sensitivity a few recent atacks had me stiffened, I'll loosen up now, my apologies.

 

[Ezzy]

Re: Good thought.....

No, I'm not paranoid - I think I was born with this, it's nearly innate - a natural soldier. I actually enjoy it.

Just the way I am.

Even paranoids have enemies.

Resetting the telescopic sights on my rifle, checking the accuracy after every shot, on the picture of Sparky Kronkite at 300 yards.
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Ps. Please flame me this is a joke.

 

[Deborah]

Reverend Bobtoad, you better go see a proctologist. Me thinks you've been hanging out with the Nephilim again, being anally probed.

Anybody with any biblical knowledge knows this is the last generation. The battle of Armegeddon will occur near Jerusalem. The armies doing battle will be totally destroyed. Nuclear weapons will be utilized and soon thereafter all life on earth will be destroyed as a result.

And Reverend Bobtoad, what's up with this "rapture" business? Where did you find the word "rapture" in the bible? You mean to tell me you actually believe millions of people will just up and vanish 7 years before the end of the world? Doh!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Reverend Bobtoad, you better go see a proctologist. Me thinks you've been hanging out with the Nephilim again, being anally probed.

The only anal probing was the reverse anal probbing form far to much bran cereal thismorning.

Anybody with any biblical knowledge knows this is the last generation. The battle of Armegeddon will occur near Jerusalem. The armies doing battle will be totally destroyed. Nuclear weapons will be utilized and soon thereafter all life on earth will be destroyed as a result.

yes I believe Paul said he was living in the last days, but our presnt age does seems to fit the laodocian age {last generation revelation 7 churches} yup armageddon near jerusalem. armies destroyed blood deep as horses gridle but thats not for at least 7 years and there will be survived earth.

And Reverend Bobtoad, what's up with this "rapture" business? Where did you find the word "rapture" in the bible? You mean to tell me you actually believe millions of people will just up and vanish 7 years before the end of the world? Doh!

raptue word not there but the concept is discusses in thessalonians. yup i believe in people will vanish 7 years before armageddon, millions questionable but I am not the judge.

is that the best flame you could do luv?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Toad Boy - one question?

When you fuck your bible - do you use a condom - or spunk the pages?

 

[Expertise]

This is getting pretty serious.

In fact this is starting to make the imtefhatha look like a Shriners parade. Helicopter gunships, Tanks in the street promises of massive retaliation. Hezbolla promising action within 24hrs. Palestinians begging their police force to arm them, its even got Iran and Iraq talking again.

This has the potential to be the beginning of an other Arab-Israeli war. A very, very dangerous game indeed.

 

[Deborah]

Hey Expertise, your bud Reverend Bobtoad has sent me two e-mails asking me to write a story for him. Only thing, he won't tell me what the story is about. I think he wants to be Jesus coming to rapture all the young maidens away to never never land.

I'll tell you one thing, Sparky. If and when a whole bunch of people just up and vanish with Reverend Bobtoad, you'll go running to get his cum-stained bible to find out what the hell is going to happen next.

Now Reverend Bobtoad, what I've never been able to comprehend is, WHO exactly gets raptured? What are the prerequisites? There are approximately 2B people who claim to be Christian. Do they all get raptured? What about Catholics?

 

[Expertise]

Those requiring boarding assistance please move to the front of the rapture line

That sounds like a good basis for a story Big D. Maybe just to give it some drama you could have the soul/spirit/angel of Mary Magdalene bobbitize him in a jealous rage.

Guess i'm gonna' have to suffer through the tribulation after making comments like that.