Don't you hate it when...

[Rumple Foreskin]

I've really bored everyone so badly that they've all gone somewhere else to post. Like to a private chat room where they can make fun of my ridiculous ravings.

Never happen, Logo. You can rest easy. Believe me, this crew will make fun of your ridiculous ravings in front of the whole Lit world.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[logophile]

Never happen, Logo. You can rest easy. Believe me, this crew will make fun of your ridiculous ravings in front of the whole Lit world.

Rumple Foreskin

Yes, that's part of why I like it here so much!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, that's part of why I like it here so much!

Hey... on your av... is that a feather duster? I don't get it. I need things explained to me once in awhile.

 

[Guest]

Hey... on your av... is that a feather duster? I don't get it. I need things explained to me once in awhile.

i was thinking it was a flower
like an offering
come an' get it.

 

[minsue]

Hey... on your av... is that a feather duster? I don't get it. I need things explained to me once in awhile.

i was thinking it was a flower
like an offering
come an' get it.

You two are both doing better than me. I haven't even been able to hazard a guess.

I have been wondering, though.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You two are both doing better than me. I haven't even been able to hazard a guess.

I have been wondering, though.

At first I thought it was a dildo (oo lala!) But then that little purple fluffy thing appeared which I must've missed before. Or else it wasn't there before.

Come on Logophile, put us out of our misery! Tell us what's up your panties!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I did it! Woo Hooooooo!

(lovely lovely pain meds how I love you....)

 

[minsue]

I did it! Woo Hooooooo!

(lovely lovely pain meds how I love you....)

I'm afraid to ask, but curiosity gets the better of me - What did you do?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm afraid to ask, but curiosity gets the better of me - What did you do?

Sigh... it's very boring... I have a bone fragment in my jaw from a wisdom tooth extraction months ago and pain is shooting up the side of my face. The surgeon has to make an incision and "explore" the area. Doesn't that sound fucking lovely.

Off to sleepy land nighty night

 

[minsue]

Sigh... it's very boring... I have a bone fragment in my jaw from a wisdom tooth extraction months ago and pain is shooting up the side of my face. The surgeon has to make an incision and "explore" the area. Doesn't that sound fucking lovely.

Off to sleepy land nighty night

Ow!!!!!

Sleep well

 

[logophile]

At first I thought it was a dildo (oo lala!) But then that little purple fluffy thing appeared which I must've missed before. Or else it wasn't there before.

Come on Logophile, put us out of our misery! Tell us what's up your panties!

It's a feather-snapper. I'm sure most of you have seen one before... It's got this beautiful little puff of soft and very tickly feathers for lots of playful teasing. And then, hidden in the fluff, are 6 very pliant strips of suede for snapping someone to attention with if they start to believe that they have any idea of what's coming next. They really have quite a nice sting to them and leave a perfect amount of redness... Bought it at one of those funny in-home sex toy parties and it's one of my most favorite belongings!

 

[Guest]

It's a feather-snapper. I'm sure most of you have seen one before... It's got this beautiful little puff of soft and very tickly feathers for lots of playful teasing. And then, hidden in the fluff, are 6 very pliant strips of suede for snapping someone to attention with if they start to believe that they have any idea of what's coming next. They really have quite a nice sting to them and leave a perfect amount of redness... Bought it at one of those funny in-home sex toy parties and it's one of my most favorite belongings!

ah sweetie.. you really are a part of the litophile fold...
im so so very proud..
*wiping tear from cheek*
actually, im verklempt...
talk amoungst yourselves...ill give you a topic.
Barbara, too old for yenta or aged to perfection?

 

[logophile]

ah sweetie.. you really are a part of the litophile fold...
im so so very proud..
*wiping tear from cheek*
actually, im verklempt...
talk amoungst yourselves...ill give you a topic.
Barbara, too old for yenta or aged to perfection?

Ah, vella, your pride in me makes me proud. Now I'm all choked up too. I better go before I become a blithering fool in front of all of you (ah, perhaps too late?) ...


PS, yes too old for Yentl, but whoo cares, it's Barbara for God's sake!

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's a feather-snapper. I'm sure most of you have seen one before... It's got this beautiful little puff of soft and very tickly feathers for lots of playful teasing. And then, hidden in the fluff, are 6 very pliant strips of suede for snapping someone to attention with if they start to believe that they have any idea of what's coming next. They really have quite a nice sting to them and leave a perfect amount of redness... Bought it at one of those funny in-home sex toy parties and it's one of my most favorite belongings!

I've never seen one, but I know somebody who isn't on this board right now who'd really, really like one under their tree this Xmas...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I finally did it! Yeaaah, baby.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I think I finally did it! Yeaaah, baby.

are you sure?

 

[carsonshepherd]

are you sure?

*&%#&**!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*&%#&**!!!

????????

 

[Guest]

someone passes out ...right next to you at a concert?
it was really funny though... i got to smack his face... that was bonus. *grin*
AWESOME CONCERT!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I don't know what you are complaining about. Every thread has to end sometime. (Except for the "Last Post Wins" thread.)

What is truly depressing is to watch a thread you have started slowly sink to page nine, unanswered.

That's depressing.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hey! Almost an hour since the last post! Is it dead yet?

 

[doormouse]

And woohooooo to Boxlicker, the official AH thread killer LOL

Just had to come back and check who it was

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now it
is

YOU!!!

 

[doormouse]

Ahh I wear the crown gracefully LOL

(hey, you posted after me )

 

[doormouse]

I kill all threads LOL

Seriously gone this time lol