Don't you hate it when...

[OhMissScarlett]

Excuse me. I was out on the veranda with various models, sipping green-apple martinis and discussing the arts, whilst wearing Armani.




Err.... why do you ask?

Let me guess, wearing boxer shorts, drinking beer, and talking to your dog?

 

[NoJo]

Excuse me. I was out on the veranda with various models, sipping green-apple martinis and discussing the arts, whilst wearing Armani.




Err.... why do you ask?

The only models you have are your collection of Kens. You ripped the hair out of all the Barbies in a fit of pique after too many green-apple Martinis.

 

[yui]

Carson...on a yacht...in socks...trying to wrap my brain around it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm bored so I'm digging up funny old thread of mine

The official thread killer was... Minsue!

Nobody has actually killed it but I must have severely wounded it in December when I asked Mindy a question. Today, the thread recovered when she answered my question.

 

[NoJo]

Nobody has actually killed it but I must have severely wounded it in December when I asked Mindy a question. Today, the thread recovered when she answered my question.

Was that another attempt?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Let me guess, wearing boxer shorts, drinking beer, and talking to your dog?

But of course!

 

[minsue]

Nobody has actually killed it but I must have severely wounded it in December when I asked Mindy a question. Today, the thread recovered when she answered my question.

I answered your question months ago, Box. *sigh* Men! They just don't listen!


Carson resurrected the thread today, not I.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I answered your question months ago, Box. *sigh* Men! They just don't listen!


Carson resurrected the thread today, not I.

You're right; I was thinking the time and date were below the post rather than above. You were the one who severely wonded the thread, but it was answering my question. Anyhow, aren't you glad the thread is still alive and you haven't killed it?

We listen but we don't always remember.

 

[minsue]

We listen but we don't always remember.

So I've been told....

 

[Guest]

in a fit of pique ...

that just rolls off the tongue.
*insert sarcasti-funny comment here*
guffaws to follow...

 

[SlickTony]

You can't temporarily kill something. This one was just wounded and it seems to have recovered.

I don't remember the name of the movie that is being mentioned but I do know I really liked it. I could identify with Ralphie because I was raised in a small town in an area similar to Northern Indiana, where it is set, and I am just slightly younger than he is. Red Ryder bb guns were the best ever made and I never heard of somebody shooting his eye out.

No, just somebody's windows. A couple of weeks ago Thursday some fool kid living on the street behind us shot his BB gun into the darkness, put three holes into our double-glazed windows, whose insulating properties have, as a result, become severely compromised...we didn't realize what it was, at first. Then my husband wanted to go out in the back yard and investigate what was going on. As soon as he opened the back door, I hollered out, "Hey! You with the BB gun! Quit shooting at our windows!"

"Well, that was crude," he said, and closed the door. I pointed out that it probably wasn't a good idea to go out in the back yard and be shot at, and if I'd set out to be really crude, I'd have said, "Hey! Asshole with the BB gun! Quit shooting at our fucking windows!"

 

[Boxlicker101]

No, just somebody's windows. A couple of weeks ago Thursday some fool kid living on the street behind us shot his BB gun into the darkness, put three holes into our double-glazed windows, whose insulating properties have, as a result, become severely compromised...we didn't realize what it was, at first. Then my husband wanted to go out in the back yard and investigate what was going on. As soon as he opened the back door, I hollered out, "Hey! You with the BB gun! Quit shooting at our windows!"

"Well, that was crude," he said, and closed the door. I pointed out that it probably wasn't a good idea to go out in the back yard and be shot at, and if I'd set out to be really crude, I'd have said, "Hey! Asshole with the BB gun! Quit shooting at our fucking windows!"

Windows, yes. Or you could kill small birds with them although I never did. You could probably have shot out somebody else's eye, although I never heard of that happening. It stands to reason, though, because they propelled small metal pellets at a high speed and a hit on an eyeball would have probably have wrecked it.

 

[SlickTony]

Actually, I hate it when my ankles swell up after I've been sitting down for a while. I'm just glad it doesn't happen at work.