Don't you hate it when...

[SensualCealy]

Carson,
I love your AV, the only Christmas DVD my kids have ever begged for.

Of course I got it for them for Christmas one year, but gave it to them Christmas Eve so we could sit and watch it after the festivities.

One of our family traditions now Id say.

And yes, you do feel like a thread killer when no one answers after you, kinda like 'do I bother wrecking another?'

Now Ralphy boy, dont go shooting your eye out!
C

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I watch it even when it isn't Xmas.

Me too and I know almost everyline by heart...LOL...I gotta get a life one day.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You did, for over two and a half hours.

I'm a thread killer baby, yeah!!!

It does feel kinda "ugh" when you are the last person to post in a thread, especially when you think you've posted something especially profound, witty or downright feelthy. Makes me wonder if someone's trying to tell me something.

But, I don't care (*sniffle*) I just move right on to the next thread and see if I have better luck there.

Lou

You can't temporarily kill something. This one was just wounded and it seems to have recovered.

I don't remember the name of the movie that is being mentioned but I do know I really liked it. I could identify with Ralphie because I was raised in a small town in an area similar to Northern Indiana, where it is set, and I am just slightly younger than he is. Red Ryder bb guns were the best ever made and I never heard of somebody shooting his eye out.

 

[Guest]

You can't temporarily kill something.

I can.

Then it rises from the dead like a rotting zombie.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I wonder if there are guaranteed, 100% certain, can't miss thread killers you should avoid if you don't want to be the last person posting on a thread?

Mabye, bringing up the overuse of past-perfect in narrative or the mis-use of ellipses? I could mention more, but, you might say I'd had too much to drink so....

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

I'm really a 72 year old man, with a dicklett.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm really a 72 year old man, with a dicklett.

You're trying to kill my thread, aren't you?

Me too and I know almost everyline by heart...LOL...I gotta get a life one day.

We're soul mates.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm the world's worst thread killer/hijacker. Or at least I was before I had to start keeping my posting on the dl. Rest assured, this will probably kill your thread, Carson.

Here's an amusing list of things I always kill:

my relationships
house plants
other peoples' relationships
cars
lawnmowers
cell Phones
shower heads
garage doors
lamps
pantyhose
any major appliance

See? El fucking destructo.
Is anyone else here a walking hazard?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Here's an amusing list of things I always kill:

my relationships
house plants
other peoples' relationships
cars
lawnmowers
cell Phones
shower heads
garage doors
lamps
pantyhose
any major appliance

See? El fucking destructo.

As usual I'm the yin to your yang. Instead of a destroyer I'm a nurturer. Here's an amusing list of things I save (or try to):

other people's relationships
abandoned houseplants taken from garbage
old jeans
rattly dryers
homeless dogs (several.)
people from themselves
magazines
the underdog

Yes, I'm a sucker. Sigh.

Miss you scarlett Now I gotta go.

 

[nikkijames]

Well I haven't killed a thread yet (that I know of .. so lemme see if I can now)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Well I haven't killed a thread yet (that I know of .. so lemme see if I can now)

Nope. Try again.

 

[nikkijames]

trying again...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

trying again...

We really should let this useless thread drop so we could concentrate our vast mental resources on the OTHER useless thread(s).

 

[nikkijames]

you following me around Evil? .. nonetheless I think you are right!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Lick my lolly.

There. Now I've killed it.

 

[Guest]

You're trying to kill my thread, aren't you?

YES! You wanna make something of it?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I am a notorious serial thread killer. Between Sept. 6 and Nov. 30 I have killed 17 threads. Will this be the next one?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I am a notorious serial thread killer. Between Sept. 6 and Nov. 30 I have killed 17 threads. Will this be the next one?

I just couldn't let you do it this time, man.

I hereby pronounce this thread:

dead!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I just couldn't let you do it this time, man.

I hereby pronounce this thread:

dead!

Oh no you don't!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Oh no you don't!

Don't what?

What did I miss?

(munch . . . munch . . .)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hello l'il alpaca... *pet pet*... does the cute l'il alpaca like carrots? Does it like its chin scratched? Does it? Aww....

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hello l'il alpaca... *pet pet*... does the cute l'il alpaca like carrots? Does it like its chin scratched? Does it? Aww....

shucks!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't pay any attention to me.

Yeeeehaw! Pain pills! I loooooove pain pills!

 

[logophile]

I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only narcisstic writer who believes that I kill threads. It happens all the time and I think I've really bored everyone so badly that they've all gone somewhere else to post. Like to a private chat room where they can make fun of my ridiculous ravings. Phew, I was beginning to think I was a little paranoid.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only narcisstic writer who believes that I kill threads. It happens all the time and I think I've really bored everyone so badly that they've all gone somewhere else to post. Like to a private chat room where they can make fun of my ridiculous ravings. Phew, I was beginning to think I was a little paranoid.

Just because you're paranoid
doesn't mean they're not out to get you!